weiner stand
weiner stand by Rim Tobbs May 31, 2018
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Weiner Standard Time
The act of being too late to be fashionably late. This usually occurs when pickup is necessary by a Weiner. If you are getting picked up in 1 minute WST, you may as well walk home.The simple formula to calculate WST in your current time zone is:
Current Time ÷ pi x 4.
There is also a Weiner Minute, which is one minute in WST.
Current Time ÷ pi x 4.
There is also a Weiner Minute, which is one minute in WST.
Mom, can you pick me up?
Sure thing! I'll pick you up at 9:30.
Is that Weiner Standard Time?
Yes
O.K. Mom! See you at 12:06!
Sure thing! I'll pick you up at 9:30.
Is that Weiner Standard Time?
Yes
O.K. Mom! See you at 12:06!
Weiner Standard Time by JustAWeinerMinute June 5, 2010
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Wiener Stand
A variation on an idea of a "keg stand." The giver is inverted in the position of a keg stand, but instead of beer, a wiener is inserted into said givers mouth.
A "raise the roof" motion of the receiver's hands denotes the execution of a first rate wiener stand.
*May require use of safety spotter. However solo efforts are commendable.
A "raise the roof" motion of the receiver's hands denotes the execution of a first rate wiener stand.
*May require use of safety spotter. However solo efforts are commendable.
"Dude, I totally took home that gymnast last night from the JV meet."
"Did she mount and tumble your junk?"
"Oh man better bro, she gave me a solo wiener stand!"
"HELL YEAH"
"Did she mount and tumble your junk?"
"Oh man better bro, she gave me a solo wiener stand!"
"HELL YEAH"
Wiener Stand by Gymnast Lover December 14, 2009
Sand Wedge Wiener
When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.
Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”
Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”
Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”
Sand Wedge Wiener by Bananawiener March 29, 2019
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