bruce

a liar; a fraud

Watch out, that bruce is gonna rip you off!

by floridamike April 26, 2012

bruce

A dwarfish man who can find the most important minerals and the best girls

Guy#1 Did you see that bruce

by tinos July 03, 2012

bruce

bruce; a very attractive man. don't be fooled by his good looks though he is probably one of the most stubborn people you will ever meet. he worries more about himself than others and is always getting his way.

that guy is so stubborn.
no i think you mean that guy is so bruce.

by crazy cupcake eater April 27, 2011

bruce

According to Jalopnik: "'Bruce' is the new shorthand for Fine German Precision"

The shifter was endowed with so much Bruce it would be hard to imagine a more desirable gearbox.

by AndyDuncan May 21, 2007

bruce

(adjective) Used to describe something that shouldn't happen, but does, and you should just accept it.
It "Just Works".

"why did that concrete wall explode from a laser hitting it? that's bruce"
"yeah, the brucege is crazy in this show"

by March 28, 2022

bruce

a word used to describe something which is good or enjoyable.

This pizza is bruce!

by bruceybrucebruce February 08, 2008

bruce

he’s that middle aged white dude who has two little girls. he always wears collared shirts and loves to go golfing. he’s religious and does bbqs after every church meeting. he probably has a young wife named Debra. he works at Intel and makes a decent amount of money.

that’s a bruce for you.

by bianca nicolette October 05, 2020