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Watarded 

An individual who is way retarded; this individual surpasses what it otherwise considered to be the standard of retarded or idiotic behavior. This individual is even considered exceptionally retarded among the regularly retarded.
Dude, trying to prove that you could pull that anvil with your nuts when you can’t even life a ten pound weight with your arm was watarded! Seriously man, those with special helmet requirements know better than that.
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When you're so drunk that your behavior is comparible to a mental retard.
Man, I was so wastarded last night, I left my $500 camera in the club!
wastarded by bumbobway May 21, 2006
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waytarded 

Waiting in line for windows phones with contracts is waytarded!
waytarded by seyfert December 11, 2013
When you get so drunk, your behavior is that of a retard.
Man, I got so wastarded last night, I forgot my $500 camera in the club!
wastarded by bumbobway May 25, 2006

wetarded 

When one or more sexy big dick swangin cold pieces of work are together and their individual retardedness combines into a 4th dinensional type unworldly unfathomable awesomeness-ness that is irresistable and unstoppable to all beings.
Them two boys is so wetarded,they make my pussy drip.

Them two boys are so wetarded they make my dick hard.
wetarded by Gangster Anonymous February 14, 2014

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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