MrDylanyay's definitions

Powerstroke

What you give your friend after he tows your Ford off the side of the road.

Friend: So how are you paying me for taking your piece of shit off the side of the road.
Ford owner: I'll give you a Powerstroke.
Friend: *unzips pants*

by MrDylanyay March 15, 2020

DustiPlex

A Dell OptiPlex that is full of dust. Most likely from a school or workplace that never cleans their old computers

Damn, that Dell DustiPlex has so much dust inside.

by MrDylanyay August 9, 2018

Internet Explorer

A browser that is best used for downloading other browsers, such as Chrome or Firefox.

(Guy reinstalls Windows on his PC)
Guy1: I have to open Internet Explorer to redownload Chrome
Guy2: Internet Explorer is best for downloading other browsers!
Guy1: Agreed

by MrDylanyay March 23, 2017

GayT&T

Basically AT&T. Calling AT&T gay because of its poor cellular service and shit internet.

Guy1: I'm fucking done with this GayT&T shit, they put another extra charge on my bill.
Guy2: They charge me $15 extra just for 1 GB of cellular data.
Guy3: My internet sucks, I'm gonna switch to CableONE.

by MrDylanyay March 17, 2017

Apple

A company that died with Steve Jobs. The company turned to shit when Tim Cook, a faggot, started ruling over the company. Now they make phones without headphone jacks, and laptops without regular USB Type-A ports

Advertisement: Look at the amazing new iPhone 7 and the new Macbook Pro
Guy1: I don't want that new piece of shit iPhone 7, without its headphone jack.
Guy2: And I don't want that piece of shit Macbook, without regular USB ports.
Guy3: I agree with both of you, BOYCOTT APPLE!

by MrDylanyay March 2, 2017

Faglord

Jacob Santorius, Jacob Santorius is the faglord

The almighty Faglord Jacob Santorius raped the poor gaysian

by MrDylanyay November 27, 2016

Gaysian

A homosexual of Asian decent

A gaysian can be either male or female

The Gaysian was being raped by the almighty Faglord, Jacob Santorius

by MrDylanyay November 27, 2016