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wetawded 

By definition wetawded is an adjective used to describe someone or something that is not working correctly or at full potential. Usually this is brought on by lack of sleep, illness, or by use of alcohol or drugs. However, it can be used to describe the effects a mood has on a person as well. Most commonly it is used as a silly way to point out self-retardation on a subject, or a temporary state of not understanding something due to one of the above reasons.

Coming from the original word 'retard', or 'retarded', wetawd or wetawded may take it's place in any sentence. It is used to 'poke fun' at it's mother word 'retard'. By doing so it is not as offensive or harsh. It also implies a sense of irony, in that you are too retarded to actually pronounce the word correctly.

You may also use the word wetawd when watching someone do something really, really stupid.
1) I cannot function today I am totally wetawded. 2)What's wrong with you? Are you a wetawd? 3) Get a clue and stop being such a wetawd. 4) I am not wetawded... at least not yet. 5) What the **** is wrong with that guy? What a total wetawd!
wetawded by Melikamail July 5, 2009

wetawdid 

retarded as fuck, good to say when ur stoned... gets u laughing
dyamn hes wetawdid
wetawdid by Katherine June 20, 2004
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wetwaded 

Silly pronunciation of the word "retarded". Although supposedly said in this way by a mentally-retarded person, it can be used for random obvious purposes considering its meaning.
"Sorry, I'm wetwaded."
wetwaded by Dave January 14, 2004

wetarded 

When one or more sexy big dick swangin cold pieces of work are together and their individual retardedness combines into a 4th dinensional type unworldly unfathomable awesomeness-ness that is irresistable and unstoppable to all beings.
Them two boys is so wetarded,they make my pussy drip.

Them two boys are so wetarded they make my dick hard.
wetarded by Gangster Anonymous February 14, 2014
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