wearwolf 

wear·wolf /ˈwerˌwo͝olf/ noun: wearwolf; plural noun: wearwufs /
a mythical being who transforms at the hint of a fullmoon and grows an incredible amount of fur plus models clothes modestly and at times struts at night howling.

My wife becoming a wearwolf is an alter ego to her werewolf personality when it comes to modestly fashioning brands that look especially good with her style.

wearwolf by lifeintheair July 13, 2022

wearwolf 

One who possesses keen fashion sense and always perfectly dressed; one who knows what to wear for every occasion; one who makes bold, confident fashion choices and sets or is ahead of trends; possesses a unique style that is versatile, chic, elegant, attractive.

Blake Lively is a drop dead wearwolf-she knows exactly what to wear and how to wear it.

wearwolf by akaDuchess November 11, 2024

wearwolve 187 

A Coors light. because it is called the silver bullet which kills a wearwolve. 187 is the code for a murder.

Hey Rob, throw me a wearwolve 187.

wearwolve 187 by Shebaaaa December 20, 2007

Werwolf munchies 

Aluminum such as apcs

I got the werwolf muNchies can you order a new bun with a brick leave the terraflops at home and smoke the reapers icing cake and somehow pass me another chicken wing please

Werwolf munchies by Cody5050 January 15, 2022

weafwolf 

waifu but also a wolf

also see: werewife

"hey thats my weafwolf"

weafwolf by wifewolf May 21, 2022

WarWolf 

Shaving Your ass or pubic hair over the toilet, after taking a fat shit. The Turd In question must be atleast the size of an average funkopop. If the shaved hair lands in a mustache or beard shape this is refered to as an exceptional warwolf.

Bro i just took the fattest warwolf of the year. grew it out for 6 months, the duece looked like chewbacca when i was done.

WarWolf by FrancisFireShaft April 21, 2025

WarWolf 

In Summary, a warwolf is the action of shaving your asshair after taking such a violent shit, that the hair is permanently tainted, or full of dinglebarries.

The War refers to the extremely intense "war" in the bathroom prior to the shaving. The wolf refers to the appearence of a turd covered in the shaved hair.

This Gesture is unpleasant but sometimes necessary.

I had to resort to warwolf last night. A simple Shower would not have fixed the fallout from tacobell dinner.

WarWolf by FrancisFireShaft April 28, 2025