In Summary, a warwolf is the action of shaving your asshair after taking such a violent shit, that the hair is permanently tainted, or full of dinglebarries.
The War refers to the extremely intense "war" in the bathroom prior to the shaving. The wolf refers to the appearence of a turd covered in the shaved hair.
This Gesture is unpleasant but sometimes necessary.
The War refers to the extremely intense "war" in the bathroom prior to the shaving. The wolf refers to the appearence of a turd covered in the shaved hair.
This Gesture is unpleasant but sometimes necessary.
I had to resort to warwolf last night. A simple Shower would not have fixed the fallout from tacobell dinner.
by FrancisFireShaft April 28, 2025
Shaving Your ass or pubic hair over the toilet, after taking a fat shit. The Turd In question must be atleast the size of an average funkopop. If the shaved hair lands in a mustache or beard shape this is refered to as an exceptional warwolf.
Bro i just took the fattest warwolf of the year. grew it out for 6 months, the duece looked like chewbacca when i was done.
by FrancisFireShaft April 21, 2025