WarWolf 

Shaving Your ass or pubic hair over the toilet, after taking a fat shit. The Turd In question must be atleast the size of an average funkopop. If the shaved hair lands in a mustache or beard shape this is refered to as an exceptional warwolf.

Bro i just took the fattest warwolf of the year. grew it out for 6 months, the duece looked like chewbacca when i was done.

WarWolf by FrancisFireShaft April 21, 2025

WarWolf 

In Summary, a warwolf is the action of shaving your asshair after taking such a violent shit, that the hair is permanently tainted, or full of dinglebarries.

The War refers to the extremely intense "war" in the bathroom prior to the shaving. The wolf refers to the appearence of a turd covered in the shaved hair.

This Gesture is unpleasant but sometimes necessary.

I had to resort to warwolf last night. A simple Shower would not have fixed the fallout from tacobell dinner.

WarWolf by FrancisFireShaft April 28, 2025

wardolfsalad 

Wardolfsalad, similar to the word "Waldorfsalad" ( A well known culinary delight ), but instead describes the behavior of the Chef rather than the contents of the food bowl.

Waiter: What can I get you sir ?
Customer: May I please have the Waldorf salad ?
waiter: Sorry sir, Salad is off, Chef has left early again, you can have the tinned WARDOLFSALAD instead ?

wardolfsalad by Dakoder August 24, 2021

De-warewolfing 

shaving all your pubic, armpit, and leg hair off after your boyfriend notices how hairy you've become.

I tried to see how long I could go without shaving anywhere till my boyfriend started to complain now I am de-warewolfing, ugh!

De-warewolfing by MudSlinger714 November 10, 2010

wargolf 

A match of golf where whoever wins a hole chooses at will his competitors club. Often played in teams. The winner must carry the clubs hes won for the entire match. At the end of the match the winner is the player carrying the most of the opponent's golf clubs. The clubs MUST be returned after the match and count-up.

I'm so tired, earlier today I played wargolf and won every hole for 9 holes. Carrying 23 clubs on such a hilly course didn't help much, either.

wargolf by ultimate golf bro August 17, 2010

warewolf

the act of cutting ones pubes off, holding them in your hand and while cuming on a girls face throw them on her and scream "warewolf"

Michelle didnt know what to say when Johnny screamed warewolf while throwing pubes and cum on her face

warewolf by DominicGio July 7, 2008

warewolfed 

The point of no return for a man who is under the spell of a warewolf looking girl while heavily intoxicated. His fate will ultimately be, waking up to the ugliest of any girls he has ever witnessed in his life. Although a friend might try multiple times to warn him of the major regrets he might face in the morning, and for the rest of his life, the warnings go unnoticed because he has already been warewolfed.

"Boo, how the fuck could you let me go home with that THING last night?"

"Troy....I tried with all of my power to intervine, but it was much to late. You had already been warewolfed!"

warewolfed by bobbybomb December 18, 2011