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Wax on Wax off 

To 'finish' on a females tits and then rubbing it in with your hands, using the wax on wax off motion.
Guy 1: I just wax on wax off'd that chick
Guy 2: Dirty!
Wax on Wax off by TheKing1234 November 11, 2012
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wax on wax off 

To jack off!, originated from Mr. Miyagi's extensive training. Wax off = Wacks off, Get it?
how bout you get me out of here?, know what I mean do what you have to do...a little Wax On Wax Off will do it.
wax on wax off by boulder omen January 6, 2006

wax on, wax off 

Super awesome phrase from the Karate Kid. Refers to circular hand motions and/or ass whooping
Kid #1: Johnny was yelling at her and she did it! She slapped him!
Kid #2: Wow! Good for her, give him the wax on, wax off!
wax on, wax off by JasAn November 4, 2007

Wax on, wax off 

A type of titty-fucking whereby each tit rubs against the penis but at different intervals.
I just saw a porn star give a dude a wax on, wax off.
Wax on, wax off by Hansel Gretel October 30, 2011

Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off) 

1. A variated Commencement of male masturbation that involves the application of hot melted wax directly to the genital skin and the areas surrounding the genitalia

2. Handjobs or hand jiggers are approved substitutions for masturbation in this assumed context.
3.
The Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)manifest itself and namesake after Ralph Machios karate kid co stars esteemed characters quote "wax on wax off" was successfully etched into the minds of our collective social consciousness that creates a space where people are eager for reruns and for a repackaged version . applying a spelling variation to the 2nd appearance of the word wax which is also the 3rd word of the 4 word quote. This alternate version is pronounced the exact same way but are processed with exact opposition. originally a progressive pathway for channeling precision and concentration into all things starting with the mundane and ascending from there
"Wax on .. whacks off" on the other hand is pleasure sought through the mental strength acquired through my self assertion of being able to endure and suffer and train pain into an already compromised temple . If applied in reality of rhe literal instead the suggestion to imagine it a certain way to have a reason to slap yourself in the knee

wax on, wack off 

I’m gonna go back home so I can wax on, wack off

Wax on, Wack off 

When a guy gets hot molten wax (from a lit candle) dripped on his junk as a means of sexual stimulation. This is either done by himself or a partner. Alternatively, he can dip just the head of his dick in it, creating something like a wax helmet Especially entertaining is when the dude blows his load, literally popping the helmet off like a champagne cork.
Mr. Miyagi: Daniel-san, what fuck you doing??? I told you to wax car!
Daniel: Oh hey Mr. Miyagi, Ali showed me a new move called Wax on, Wack off. You´re gonna love it. Watch this...(KASPLOOG!!!)
Mr. Miyagi: you round-eye little asshole, you messed up Dojo mat. Now I show you new move: OKINAWA NUT TORNADO
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