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Ian Watkins 

The paedophilic lead singer of Welsh rock band lostprophets.
"Did you hear about the charges against Ian Watkins?"
"Yeah, something like conspiring to rape a toddler?"
"That's it. It's a shame really, he seemed like a good lad."
Ian Watkins by utytiuyiuhug December 28, 2012

Dan Watkins 

The 'Dan Watkins' is a party trick characterised by the forceful and charismatic insertion of penis into the neck of a beer bottle.
Guy 1 - Hey man, i just did a Dan Watkins!
Guy 2 - Wow, congratz!
Dan Watkins by OHSHITWTF December 21, 2012

Watkins Mill High School 

A school in Maryland, we wolverines go down to the cut for our school. Orange and blue all day, the Rines stay together through thick and thin! Also known as "The mill" WMHS is the best and livest school out in MOCO.
Person 1: What school you go to?
Person 2: watkins mill high school
Person 1: I heard there is alot of fights there and its really ghetto...
Person 2: yeah we know.

watsyndrome 

The hereditary disease passed down the line of the Watson clan. Those with Watsyndrome have a severe mix of down syndrome, cerebral palsy and anorexia.
Aww fuck, JP just fucked a Watsyndrome!
watsyndrome by KailyJenner August 18, 2017

Mr Watkin 

Generally a teacher. Responds to :
- Watkin
-Watkinator
-Hobo
-Crazy dood
And any other insult.

Tries to be funny, not always succeding, and lives on humor. Can be quite harsh, so dont get on the wrong side of a Mr Watkin...
Ugh, my teacher is Mr Watkin. Kill me.
Mr Watkin by mamame July 1, 2014
To gank, pilfer, filch, or purloin

Related to: Mooch
Priggish prick watkinsed my thumb drive!

I'm gonna watkins this shit!

That dude is always watkinsing computers from work, I've seen him with at least four laptops...
Watkins by dOobersNapz October 2, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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