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Jesus, would you look at all these Watkini?!?
watkini by AntiWatkini November 17, 2018
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Ian Watkins 

The paedophilic lead singer of Welsh rock band lostprophets.
"Did you hear about the charges against Ian Watkins?"
"Yeah, something like conspiring to rape a toddler?"
"That's it. It's a shame really, he seemed like a good lad."
Ian Watkins by utytiuyiuhug December 28, 2012

Dan Watkins 

The 'Dan Watkins' is a party trick characterised by the forceful and charismatic insertion of penis into the neck of a beer bottle.
Guy 1 - Hey man, i just did a Dan Watkins!
Guy 2 - Wow, congratz!
Dan Watkins by OHSHITWTF December 21, 2012
A dangerous animal with minimal IQ who likes to step on your shoes. WARNING, DO NOT TOUCH THIS CREATURES CHIN OR YOU WILL DIE. WARNING 2, DO NOT DUNK ON THIS DANGEROUS CREATURE. WARNING 3, IF YOU COME IN CONTACT WITH THE WATWINI RUN! Apart from these minor warnings the Watwini is a perfectly safe pet. DO NOT TOUCH HIS CHIN.
'I was chased by the Watwini once, I almost lost my life'. These words are from the famous man Jordan Biden (not joe biden).
Watwini by Budooh May 31, 2023

Watkins Mill High School 

A school in Maryland, we wolverines go down to the cut for our school. Orange and blue all day, the Rines stay together through thick and thin! Also known as "The mill" WMHS is the best and livest school out in MOCO.
Person 1: What school you go to?
Person 2: watkins mill high school
Person 1: I heard there is alot of fights there and its really ghetto...
Person 2: yeah we know.

Mr Watkin 

Generally a teacher. Responds to :
- Watkin
-Watkinator
-Hobo
-Crazy dood
And any other insult.

Tries to be funny, not always succeding, and lives on humor. Can be quite harsh, so dont get on the wrong side of a Mr Watkin...
Ugh, my teacher is Mr Watkin. Kill me.
Mr Watkin by mamame July 1, 2014
To gank, pilfer, filch, or purloin

Related to: Mooch
Priggish prick watkinsed my thumb drive!

I'm gonna watkins this shit!

That dude is always watkinsing computers from work, I've seen him with at least four laptops...
Watkins by dOobersNapz October 2, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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