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Really amazing town near London, UK.

Very big. Technically big enough to be a city, but we haven't got a cathedral, so we're not.

Has its own tube station, which will soon be closed if they go ahead with the Croxley Rail Link project. But it will be replaced with TWO stations, yes TWO - Ascot Road (the post sorting office) and Hospital.

Lots of places in the UK end with -ford. This is (not) because they are home to Ford dealerships. Watford has many, and therefore you must decide "Wat ford? (shall i visit) ", which is where it (doesn't) get its name.
They're opening a new Apple Store!
Where?

Watford!
Ha ha. Very funny.
Watford by NemoD98 October 30, 2011
Watfa is a loving person don’t listen to the other definition she is amazing and you better be luck to have one in your life! She is very beautiful and amazing house awesome is she!
Watfa is pretty
Watfa by Ali Miller June 26, 2019

Watford City 

A small city in North Dakota. The greatest place to underage drink in the country. Watford City Highschool is the definition of a shit show.

A place where 70 % of underage kids are involved in alcohol, sex and drugs.

Watford City is known across the state of North Dakota for producing the best partiers and the best drunk drivers.
Kalin: Dude, let's go drink and smoke at lunch.

Brandon: Fuck man, we drank this morning and last night.

Kalin: Pussy, we are from Watford City we never stop.

Brandon: You're right, fuck it lets go.

Karson: RAGE ON
Watford City by RAGEONWATFORD May 17, 2011

A Man City V Watford

A really horrible situation.

A situation where you are being fucked over.

Too bad to be true.

A thrashing.
"God, I feel like a Man City v Watford"

"That was an absolute Man City v Watford"
Noun, Acronym. Stands for (W)hat (A)re (T)he (F)---ing (O)dds.

Often used to describe a situation or set of circumstances that are so unlikely as to never be thought of. WATFO's are often used to set up situations in movies that would otherwise never happen. In this context is can be used to mean 'contrived'.
...so I get hit by a second car a block later. I mean, I've never been hit and twice in 2 blocks? WATFO?

We'll use a WATFO to send the main character to Japan. Something like, he has the leave the US after getting arrested for street racing and his dad is over there in the Navy. (As used in from Fast and the Furious 3: Tokyo Drift)
WATFO by fupadupa October 5, 2006

Watford Gap 

The defining point between the area of land considered the 'South' of England, and that considered the 'North'.
Aye, it's grim oop north o' the Watford Gap.
Watford Gap by Ed March 4, 2004
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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