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Really amazing town near London, UK.

Very big. Technically big enough to be a city, but we haven't got a cathedral, so we're not.

Has its own tube station, which will soon be closed if they go ahead with the Croxley Rail Link project. But it will be replaced with TWO stations, yes TWO - Ascot Road (the post sorting office) and Hospital.

Lots of places in the UK end with -ford. This is (not) because they are home to Ford dealerships. Watford has many, and therefore you must decide "Wat ford? (shall i visit) ", which is where it (doesn't) get its name.
They're opening a new Apple Store!
Where?

Watford!
Ha ha. Very funny.
Watford by NemoD98 October 30, 2011
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Centre of the Universe. Mind the gap.
Pronounced wot-fud
I am going to Watford tonight to get very drunk and try to chat up some females
Watford by Russell September 8, 2003
Scummy suburban London shit-tip that’s desperately trying to recover from being voted as one of the most ugliest places in the UK and one of the worst places to go on a night out. A place where dreams go to die and teenage drug dealers thrive. Birmingham quality for London prices.
“This shithole charged me a fiver for a pint”
“Welcome to Watford”
Watford by a n o n July 29, 2018
A non offensive word for a shit
Gotta run to the toilet, I'm bursting for a Watford...
Watford by Shumeskie30 March 18, 2016
When the head is so bad you have to make her stop.
Man the other night this chick totally made me pull a Watford.
Watford by GaDamnBoi November 13, 2016

Watford City 

A small city in North Dakota. The greatest place to underage drink in the country. Watford City Highschool is the definition of a shit show.

A place where 70 % of underage kids are involved in alcohol, sex and drugs.

Watford City is known across the state of North Dakota for producing the best partiers and the best drunk drivers.
Kalin: Dude, let's go drink and smoke at lunch.

Brandon: Fuck man, we drank this morning and last night.

Kalin: Pussy, we are from Watford City we never stop.

Brandon: You're right, fuck it lets go.

Karson: RAGE ON
Watford City by RAGEONWATFORD May 17, 2011

Watford Gap 

The defining point between the area of land considered the 'South' of England, and that considered the 'North'.
Aye, it's grim oop north o' the Watford Gap.
Watford Gap by Ed March 4, 2004
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