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Noun, Acronym. Stands for (W)hat (A)re (T)he (F)---ing (O)dds.

Often used to describe a situation or set of circumstances that are so unlikely as to never be thought of. WATFO's are often used to set up situations in movies that would otherwise never happen. In this context is can be used to mean 'contrived'.
...so I get hit by a second car a block later. I mean, I've never been hit and twice in 2 blocks? WATFO?

We'll use a WATFO to send the main character to Japan. Something like, he has the leave the US after getting arrested for street racing and his dad is over there in the Navy. (As used in from Fast and the Furious 3: Tokyo Drift)
WATFO by fupadupa October 5, 2006
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Amelia Watson

A virtual YouTuber (vtuber) that works for Hololive Production, (the English branch) who plays the character of an anime detective girl, hence the name, Watson. She streams her content at least once a day.

Fun fact: She likes to make “your mom” jokes.
Hey man! Did you see Amelia Watson’s new stream today? She said she’ll ground pound my mom lmao.

Oily Watson

When your massage therapist is forced to oil your anus and enter you by any means necessary.
I hear that massage parler on 54th gives the best oily Watson on this side of town.
Oily Watson by Speed_Fiend March 29, 2021

Amelia Watson

A popular time-traveling-ground-pounder known for occasionally streaming as an idol for hololive. Also known as Ame. Has two hunting terriers named Bubba and Nikki, and a cat named Wellington. Her favorite drink is Thai Iced Tea.
Teamates: Police? Amelia Watson is at my front door, my mom is hiding in the bedroom.
Amelia: Nothing beats a ground pound!
Amelia Watson by shichimarukyuu January 14, 2021

Fuck you Watson 

Person one: No shit Sherlock
Person Two: Fuck you Watson
Fuck you Watson by ISISIS March 6, 2014

Matt Watson 

he’s a twink.
woah is that Matt Watson of SuperMega?!
Matt Watson by phagus January 25, 2018

John Watson 

gay for Sherlock Holmes.
John Watson: So you’ve got a boyfriend?
Sherlock Holmes: No.
John Watson: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.
Sherlock Holmes: (After an awkward pause) John, um... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m —
John Watson by Neroshrlmp November 2, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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