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Watford
Really amazing town near London, UK.
Very big. Technically big enough to be a city, but we haven't got a cathedral, so we're not.
Has its own tube station, which will soon be closed if they go ahead with the Croxley Rail Link project. But it will be replaced with TWO stations, yes TWO - Ascot Road (the post sorting office) and Hospital.
Lots of places in the UK end with -ford. This is (not) because they are home to Ford dealerships. Watford has many, and therefore you must decide "Wat ford? (shall i visit) ", which is where it (doesn't) get its name.
Very big. Technically big enough to be a city, but we haven't got a cathedral, so we're not.
Has its own tube station, which will soon be closed if they go ahead with the Croxley Rail Link project. But it will be replaced with TWO stations, yes TWO - Ascot Road (the post sorting office) and Hospital.
Lots of places in the UK end with -ford. This is (not) because they are home to Ford dealerships. Watford has many, and therefore you must decide "Wat ford? (shall i visit) ", which is where it (doesn't) get its name.
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Watford City
A small city in North Dakota. The greatest place to underage drink in the country. Watford City Highschool is the definition of a shit show.
A place where 70 % of underage kids are involved in alcohol, sex and drugs.
Watford City is known across the state of North Dakota for producing the best partiers and the best drunk drivers.
A place where 70 % of underage kids are involved in alcohol, sex and drugs.
Watford City is known across the state of North Dakota for producing the best partiers and the best drunk drivers.
Kalin: Dude, let's go drink and smoke at lunch.
Brandon: Fuck man, we drank this morning and last night.
Kalin: Pussy, we are from Watford City we never stop.
Brandon: You're right, fuck it lets go.
Karson: RAGE ON
Brandon: Fuck man, we drank this morning and last night.
Kalin: Pussy, we are from Watford City we never stop.
Brandon: You're right, fuck it lets go.
Karson: RAGE ON
Watford City by RAGEONWATFORD May 17, 2011
A Man City V Watford
A really horrible situation.
A situation where you are being fucked over.
Too bad to be true.
A thrashing.
A situation where you are being fucked over.
Too bad to be true.
A thrashing.
A Man City V Watford by HonourandIntegrity October 6, 2019
WATFO
Noun, Acronym. Stands for (W)hat (A)re (T)he (F)---ing (O)dds.
Often used to describe a situation or set of circumstances that are so unlikely as to never be thought of. WATFO's are often used to set up situations in movies that would otherwise never happen. In this context is can be used to mean 'contrived'.
Often used to describe a situation or set of circumstances that are so unlikely as to never be thought of. WATFO's are often used to set up situations in movies that would otherwise never happen. In this context is can be used to mean 'contrived'.
...so I get hit by a second car a block later. I mean, I've never been hit and twice in 2 blocks? WATFO?
We'll use a WATFO to send the main character to Japan. Something like, he has the leave the US after getting arrested for street racing and his dad is over there in the Navy. (As used in from Fast and the Furious 3: Tokyo Drift)
We'll use a WATFO to send the main character to Japan. Something like, he has the leave the US after getting arrested for street racing and his dad is over there in the Navy. (As used in from Fast and the Furious 3: Tokyo Drift)
Watford Gap
The defining point between the area of land considered the 'South' of England, and that considered the 'North'.
Watford Gap by Ed March 4, 2004
Gerald Watford
Gerald watford- n. v. Old English. -1. a person who is addicted not only to young white women, but more so to his own picture plastered all over Facebook.
2. The act of wearing a Mr. Magoo hat everywhere as an ice breaker to young fashion white girls.
2. The act of wearing a Mr. Magoo hat everywhere as an ice breaker to young fashion white girls.
"man I look good in this mirror" "what are you a Gerald Watford?"
"Take a a fake artsy picture so I can put it on Facebook and show everyone how sophisticated I am...stop being such a Gerald Watford"
"I am going out Gerald Watford to the club tonight" "that hat makes you look gay"
"Take a a fake artsy picture so I can put it on Facebook and show everyone how sophisticated I am...stop being such a Gerald Watford"
"I am going out Gerald Watford to the club tonight" "that hat makes you look gay"
Gerald Watford by charliemedic143 August 29, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.