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When you know a higher count but always flip yourself into SBC..... you a watfoj!
Man than sorald be flipping herself back into SBC all the time when we got 4k+ SRC backlog... what a damn watfoj!
by Lochdanan November 28, 2021
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Watford

Really amazing town near London, UK.

Very big. Technically big enough to be a city, but we haven't got a cathedral, so we're not.

Has its own tube station, which will soon be closed if they go ahead with the Croxley Rail Link project. But it will be replaced with TWO stations, yes TWO - Ascot Road (the post sorting office) and Hospital.

Lots of places in the UK end with -ford. This is (not) because they are home to Ford dealerships. Watford has many, and therefore you must decide "Wat ford? (shall i visit) ", which is where it (doesn't) get its name.
They're opening a new Apple Store!
Where?

Watford!
Ha ha. Very funny.
by NemoD98 October 30, 2011
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Watford City

A small city in North Dakota. The greatest place to underage drink in the country. Watford City Highschool is the definition of a shit show.

A place where 70 % of underage kids are involved in alcohol, sex and drugs.

Watford City is known across the state of North Dakota for producing the best partiers and the best drunk drivers.
Kalin: Dude, let's go drink and smoke at lunch.

Brandon: Fuck man, we drank this morning and last night.

Kalin: Pussy, we are from Watford City we never stop.

Brandon: You're right, fuck it lets go.

Karson: RAGE ON
by RAGEONWATFORD May 17, 2011
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A Man City V Watford

A really horrible situation.

A situation where you are being fucked over.

Too bad to be true.

A thrashing.
"God, I feel like a Man City v Watford"

"That was an absolute Man City v Watford"
by HonourandIntegrity October 6, 2019
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WATFO

Noun, Acronym. Stands for (W)hat (A)re (T)he (F)---ing (O)dds.

Often used to describe a situation or set of circumstances that are so unlikely as to never be thought of. WATFO's are often used to set up situations in movies that would otherwise never happen. In this context is can be used to mean 'contrived'.
...so I get hit by a second car a block later. I mean, I've never been hit and twice in 2 blocks? WATFO?

We'll use a WATFO to send the main character to Japan. Something like, he has the leave the US after getting arrested for street racing and his dad is over there in the Navy. (As used in from Fast and the Furious 3: Tokyo Drift)
by fupadupa October 5, 2006
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Watford Gap

The defining point between the area of land considered the 'South' of England, and that considered the 'North'.
Aye, it's grim oop north o' the Watford Gap.
by Ed March 4, 2004
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Gerald Watford

Gerald watford- n. v. Old English. -1. a person who is addicted not only to young white women, but more so to his own picture plastered all over Facebook.

2. The act of wearing a Mr. Magoo hat everywhere as an ice breaker to young fashion white girls.
"man I look good in this mirror" "what are you a Gerald Watford?"

"Take a a fake artsy picture so I can put it on Facebook and show everyone how sophisticated I am...stop being such a Gerald Watford"

"I am going out Gerald Watford to the club tonight" "that hat makes you look gay"
by charliemedic143 August 29, 2011
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