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Waterfucked 

When you drop a piece of technology in water (ipod, cell phone, etc) and no matter how hard you try to save it, it is damaged beyond repair and since no company will replace a water damaged piece of technology you're pretty much screwed.
Branden: Hey I heard you broke your ipod, can you fix it?

Connor: No way man and I can't bring it back, it's waterfucked.
Waterfucked by Conn0rgasm February 21, 2010
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waterfucked 

When your custom water cooled PC build leaks, and frys your components.
J: Holy shit, I just waterfucked my PC!
K:What do you mean?
J:I just fried all my parts!
waterfucked by dumbass.exe June 30, 2021

American Waterbucket

A chick who got that wet but has no walls. Like fuckin a bucket of water
How was that chick from the club?

She was flowing like a river but I couldnt feel anything. It was like I was fuckin a big bucket of water.

An American Waterbucket
American Waterbucket by CO614 January 26, 2011

weatherfucked 

To be screwed out of arriving somewhere on time by inclement weather. Applies especially to planes.
Ackpth! I'm weatherfucked! I'll miss my connecting flight.
weatherfucked by Moggraider October 16, 2009

waterfuck 

To have sex in water. To have sex in a pool, jacuzzi, hot tub, shower, bathtub, ocean, or other body of water.
After getting into the pool, we waterfucked for hours.
waterfuck by Megan L. S. December 9, 2008

Waterbucketing 

Where you put a bucket on a zip line, you get in the bucket, and you zip to school. New technology kids!
I go waterbucketing to school every day.
Waterbucketing by UDGoddess May 27, 2018

waterlocked 

Usually brought up with the use of a water pipe with a downstem. The result of the downstem being stuck, or 'locked' into place due to water being trapped in between the glass.
I cant clean my bong right cause the downstem is waterlocked.
waterlocked by Zero2ndChances October 6, 2017
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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