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waterlocked 

Usually brought up with the use of a water pipe with a downstem. The result of the downstem being stuck, or 'locked' into place due to water being trapped in between the glass.
I cant clean my bong right cause the downstem is waterlocked.
waterlocked by Zero2ndChances October 6, 2017
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warlocked 

The act of being nerfed.
Man1: Thanks to the assault weapons ban I can't buy assault rifles anymore, I have to settle with a handgun.
Man2: ahahahhaha dude you've been warlocked.
warlocked by Anduin April 13, 2005

Waterfucked 

When you drop a piece of technology in water (ipod, cell phone, etc) and no matter how hard you try to save it, it is damaged beyond repair and since no company will replace a water damaged piece of technology you're pretty much screwed.
Branden: Hey I heard you broke your ipod, can you fix it?

Connor: No way man and I can't bring it back, it's waterfucked.
Waterfucked by Conn0rgasm February 21, 2010

waterlogged 

in reference to skateboards... when one's skateboard gets wet, or coated with water, then drying up, allowing the wood to absorb the water, resulting in a weaker, lighter skateboard deck which is harder to pop, harder to flip, and easier to snap; overall a negative effect

- est. 2/2012 OFLO
" man i bought a new skateboard deck last week, and it already got waterlogged "

" damn dude sucks to be you "
waterlogged by bbopyank May 9, 2012

Waterlogged 

When your ears are filled with water after you swim, and you can't get it out no matter what you do.
Zoey: oh man, I just came from the beach.
Dan: Really? How was it?
Zoey: It was fun, but I got seriously waterlogged.
Waterlogged by Palliac July 15, 2010

warlocked 

Blizzard's continual nerfing with the Warlock calss in World of Warcraft
1. They have nerfed the fear spell again.. Warlock's have been warlocked once more!!
warlocked by Pixter April 19, 2005

warlocked 

To be reduced in effectiveness; rendered inferior.
I bought a new vacuum cleaner but as soon as I took it out of the box I knew it was seriously warlocked. I could hardly get the damn thing to work. Fortunately, the store's policy on warlocked goods allowed me to get a refund.
warlocked by C April 17, 2005
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