In an UB chatroom
"Hey Jeffy. How are you doing on this fine hump day?"
"Good"
"Can I call you Jeffy? Like from sml?"
"Sure"
"Ok Jeffy. They call me Mr.
Gang. Ari
Gang"
"Cool"
"Hey daddy. I MEAN JEFFY. Stupid autocorrect...."
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Jeff has closed the chatroom*