weatherfucked 

To be screwed out of arriving somewhere on time by inclement weather. Applies especially to planes.

Ackpth! I'm weatherfucked! I'll miss my connecting flight.

weatherfucked by Moggraider October 16, 2009

Waterfucked 

When you drop a piece of technology in water (ipod, cell phone, etc) and no matter how hard you try to save it, it is damaged beyond repair and since no company will replace a water damaged piece of technology you're pretty much screwed.

Branden: Hey I heard you broke your ipod, can you fix it?

Connor: No way man and I can't bring it back, it's waterfucked.

Waterfucked by Conn0rgasm February 21, 2010

weather fucked 

where you get screwed out of doing something because the weather outside sucks dick.

I really wanted to go fishing this weekend but i got weather fucked.

weather fucked by Crazy Ninja Monkey January 30, 2009

Global Weatherfucking

Another, more appropriate, term for "Global Warming." Since Global Warming does not simply cause "warming" throughout and, in fact, causes chaotic weather patterns, "Global Weatherfucking" provides are more accurate description.

This weather is so screwed up it has to be due to Global Weatherfucking!

Person 1: "What's with the weather lately?"

Person 2: Oh it's just Global Weatherfucking."

Global Weatherfucking by precision123 December 10, 2011

waterfucked 

When your custom water cooled PC build leaks, and frys your components.

J: Holy shit, I just waterfucked my PC!
K:What do you mean?
J:I just fried all my parts!

waterfucked by dumbass.exe June 30, 2021