Waterfucked

When you drop a piece of technology in water (ipod, cell phone, etc) and no matter how hard you try to save it, it is damaged beyond repair and since no company will replace a water damaged piece of technology you're pretty much screwed.

Branden: Hey I heard you broke your ipod, can you fix it?

Connor: No way man and I can't bring it back, it's waterfucked.

Waterfucked by Conn0rgasm February 21, 2010

Words you can keep

waterfucked

When your custom water cooled PC build leaks, and frys your components.

J: Holy shit, I just waterfucked my PC!
K:What do you mean?
J:I just fried all my parts!

waterfucked by dumbass.exe June 30, 2021

Related Words

Waterfucked • Water fucker • waterfuck • Waterbucketing • waterbucketmlg • waterlocked • American Waterbucket • water bucket • water fucking • Wake-fucked

American Waterbucket

A chick who got that wet but has no walls. Like fuckin a bucket of water

How was that chick from the club?

She was flowing like a river but I couldnt feel anything. It was like I was fuckin a big bucket of water.

An American Waterbucket

American Waterbucket by CO614 January 26, 2011

weatherfucked

To be screwed out of arriving somewhere on time by inclement weather. Applies especially to planes.

Ackpth! I'm weatherfucked! I'll miss my connecting flight.

weatherfucked by Moggraider October 16, 2009

waterfuck

To have sex in water. To have sex in a pool, jacuzzi, hot tub, shower, bathtub, ocean, or other body of water.

After getting into the pool, we waterfucked for hours.

waterfuck by Megan L. S. December 9, 2008

Waterbucketing

Where you put a bucket on a zip line, you get in the bucket, and you zip to school. New technology kids!

I go waterbucketing to school every day.

Waterbucketing by UDGoddess May 27, 2018

waterlocked

Usually brought up with the use of a water pipe with a downstem. The result of the downstem being stuck, or 'locked' into place due to water being trapped in between the glass.

I cant clean my bong right cause the downstem is waterlocked.

waterlocked by Zero2ndChances October 6, 2017

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

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board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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