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Wapatarded

Possesing the quality of a Wapatard.

see also: Wapatard
Wapatarded by Kir'thal February 18, 2003
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When you're so drunk that your behavior is comparible to a mental retard.
Man, I was so wastarded last night, I left my $500 camera in the club!
wastarded by bumbobway May 21, 2006
Related Words

waytarded 

Waiting in line for windows phones with contracts is waytarded!
waytarded by seyfert December 11, 2013

wheatarded 

Someone who has wheat allergies. People who eat gluten free.
"Oh, you ordered gluten free mac and cheese? You must wheatarded!"
wheatarded by mo00ose November 19, 2013

Wapatard 

A small, green, creature with the ability to annoy anyone/anything, even if it's an inanimate object, within five words.

see also: wapatarded
Wapatard by Kir'thal February 18, 2003
When you get so drunk, your behavior is that of a retard.
Man, I got so wastarded last night, I forgot my $500 camera in the club!
wastarded by bumbobway May 25, 2006

Wacktarded 

Of or pertaining to something "wack" (Something not right, "messed up") and "Tarded" which stems from the root tard which means slow, also retarded.
tard wack
-No sir, we will not pump your gas.
-What the f**k you just pumped his, brotha, thats h**la wacktarded.
Wacktarded by eric November 12, 2003
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