warmmer 

"Warmmer" places added emmphasis on the warmmth and awesommeness of an object by doubling the letter m. Doubling of the letter m in any word injects it with a secret "mm" as in "mm mm mm good". Something that makes you warmmer, thus, not only increases your heat but gives you that extra special kind of heat...the kind that makes you go "mmmmmmm"

"Baby, your insides are way warmmer than your mama's."

or

"Damn! This cat on my lap makes me warmmer!"

warmmer by Zeneux February 3, 2010

buffalo hand warmer

Fingering or giving a hand job to someone by putting your hand down the back of their pants while they are sitting, far enough to where the hand extends to or beyond the crotch on the other side.

While sitting in the stands at the Bills game, I gave my girl a Buffalo Hand Warmer, because we're classy like that.

buffalo hand warmer by sgrams04 December 2, 2014

chair warmer 

A work colleague whose only possible contribution to the workplace could be warming their own chair, as they are utterly useless at everything else required of them

Paul: Why can't Jason do those reports?

Shane: Because he is just a bloody chair warmer!

chair warmer by not happy Jane August 13, 2009

Dick-warmer Tie 

A necktie that is too long on a guy, such that the end of the tie extends to his crotch area.

The employees at Circuit City wore suit jackets and dick-warmer ties.

Dick-warmer Tie by Mrrockmusic December 30, 2010

Bed warmer 

A man or woman that a person keeps within a relationship for the sole purpose of not being alone; Company in bed at night and a sexual playmate. The bedwarmer doesn't always know it and is under the impression that the person actually loves him or her.

Ann: Why do you keep him if you hate everything about him?
Jane: I get lonely at night and I don't want to just sleep around with random men
Ann: So he's just like your bed warmer then?

Bed warmer by FlamingPsycho November 13, 2012

warmer 

Scottish slangword for someone who has no clue, generally unlikeable and who gets on your nerves.

Wee Dave keeps trying tae get aff wi' ma wee sister, an' he's nae cash. The cunt's a total warmer.

warmer by Barry Burns February 11, 2004

Tijuana sock-warmer 

The act of putting Tabasco or other hot sauce on a condom before engaging in intercourse. Note that this applies to the OUTSIDE of the prophylactic, as the application of a spicy liquid to the inside would technically be considered a Guadalajara Hot Pocket

Several hours after being Tijuana sock-warmered, he made the mistake of ingesting a laxative - a mistake he will not soon forget.

Tijuana sock-warmer by ubermonk December 19, 2010