warmer

Scottish slangword for someone who has no clue, generally unlikeable and who gets on your nerves.

Wee Dave keeps trying tae get aff wi' ma wee sister, an' he's nae cash. The cunt's a total warmer.

by Barry Burns February 11, 2004

Warmer

Radical left fringe environmentalists view of Global Warming as being pretty much caused by man. Typically reject contrary science and evidence and advocate alarmism, turning any recent weather phenomena into additional evidence for their belief pattern.

"It's really hot. A Warmer would say that since heat waves were predicted to be caused by Man Made Global Warming, this heat wave confirms it"

"A Warmer would say that hurricane was made stronger by the coal plants' CO2 emissions".

"A Warmer claimed his tomatoes matured early this year which meant we are causing the planet to get hotter".

by A commenter July 30, 2009

Warmer Porn

"Warmer Porn" is slang for disgusting or repulsive propaganda used by Warmers - fanatic believers in global warming - to try to get people to either fall for their belief set, or to intimidate them into silence. Often children are used in such portrayals as the victim of the adult world's excessive carbon emissions, in an effort to create guilt. Dead cities and landscapes, cities under water, people starving in third world countries, rabbits crying, dogs drowning, polar bears falling from the sky into the middle of cities are just a few of the examples of Warmer Porn.

A bit of Monbiot WarmerPorn - Heating that cup of tea on the stove is helping to drown millions of people in Bangladesh!

Al Gore Warmer Porn - New York could be 20 feet underwater if you don't stop driving those SUVs!

A ridiculous piece of Warmerporn is the assertion that Katrina was caused by Global Warming.

by RecoveringWarmer March 25, 2010

buffalo hand warmer

Fingering or giving a hand job to someone by putting your hand down the back of their pants while they are sitting, far enough to where the hand extends to or beyond the crotch on the other side.

While sitting in the stands at the Bills game, I gave my girl a Buffalo Hand Warmer, because we're classy like that.

by sgrams04 December 2, 2014

chair warmer

A work colleague whose only possible contribution to the workplace could be warming their own chair, as they are utterly useless at everything else required of them

Paul: Why can't Jason do those reports?

Shane: Because he is just a bloody chair warmer!

by not happy Jane August 13, 2009

Dick-warmer Tie

A necktie that is too long on a guy, such that the end of the tie extends to his crotch area.

The employees at Circuit City wore suit jackets and dick-warmer ties.

by Mrrockmusic December 30, 2010

Bed warmer

A man or woman that a person keeps within a relationship for the sole purpose of not being alone; Company in bed at night and a sexual playmate. The bedwarmer doesn't always know it and is under the impression that the person actually loves him or her.

Ann: Why do you keep him if you hate everything about him?
Jane: I get lonely at night and I don't want to just sleep around with random men
Ann: So he's just like your bed warmer then?

by FlamingPsycho November 13, 2012