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What girls say when they cum. and its good and their thinking of Wardrop and not you. cause your just a number.. a nerd that got lucky that some girl was drunk and lost her glasses.

Now go play more video games marshmallow boy.
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A stupid person or noob at a computer game, that tries to be a wizard/ mage. Also a very lame person.
Man1: Look over there!
Man2: LOL, that wardrop!

Mageman: what?!?!?
The act of stealing food to satisfy one's hunger. Usually when travelling and living on the streets.
Yo man, I HAVE to eat today. Let's fuckin' wardrop that safeway.
wardrop by marianne99 October 23, 2008

Narnia Wardrobe 

When a girl mysteriously stops putting out, much like the way the wardrobe to Narnia sometimes doesn't allow for penetration into the mysterious land beyond.
After that spanish seagull, she just turned into a narnia wardrobe. Fuck.
Narnia Wardrobe by fornicatia December 9, 2009

wardrobe therapist 

an individual who specializes in healing people's wardrobes by surgically removing poor fashion choices and replacing offending items with more flattering/appropriate attire
Look, it's Cher! She desperately needs help. Please call the wardrobe therapist pronto.

After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.
wardrobe therapist by ayyfron August 6, 2010

wardrobe malfunction 

An accidental or supposedly accidental failure of clothing to cover parts of the body intended to be covered.

Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.
Her dress caught on the door knob and ripped. The resulting wardrobe malfunction was much to the delight of the guests. I bet she wished she had worn a bra and underwear under her dress.
wardrobe malfunction by Frankie Frog November 19, 2004

Webcam Wardrobe 

The clothing you wear during a (usually work-related) webcam meeting. Since only the areas the camera sees is your upper body, many webcam correspondents choose not to bother wearing pants. This can lead to embarrassment if said correspondent stands up or accidentally moves the camera, putting their pantslessness on display.
The big long-distance meeting with the head of the NY branch was going pretty well until I stood up...I hadn't shaved my legs in a month and was wearing my webcam wardrobe, ratty old briefs with multiple stains.
Webcam Wardrobe by hana12343214 December 22, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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