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wardophile 

The act of loving/have loved/will love, one old obese Caucasian gentlemen who goes by the alias, Ward. In the summer of 2005 it was suggested that he had adopted paedophile tendencies and was attempting to lure a particular individual into his grasp. She was reluctant at first but finally caved into his seductive demands. They now live happily with their 7 children in Vancouver.
"My God, she is such a wardophile, she hasn't stopped drooling ever since he got here"
wardophile by iqblok November 22, 2006
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weedophile 

someone who hate wanks to weed pictures
matt is such a weedophile
weedophile by Owain Owjo August 26, 2017

wormophile 

Someone with fetish for worms.
Person 1 : What did you just do with the worm
Person 2 : It just came inside me
Person 1 : You are a gay wormophile.
wormophile by Okabe Kyouma April 7, 2021

wedophile 

male or female that finds pleasure in only dating individuals that are married because of the own commitment/fear of rejection issues
Tiger Woods seems to have found a dozen wedophiles to bed him. With all that money I'm sure he was an easy target
wedophile by rhyynno March 16, 2010

Wiidophile 

A Paedophile who uses the online capability of the Nintendo Wii to prowl for and groom victims.
Gary: Man I loves to play the Mario Kart and fuck those kids.
Ben: Dude you're such a wiidophile I oughta sloppy cunt punch you.

Gary: I can't wait till they bring out the Wii Sex games and the Wiimote cod piece. I'm gonna do so much wiidophilia all over the place.
Wiidophile by Charlie Murphy Jr April 29, 2008

bardophile 

one who loves or adores Shakespeare.
Are you a bardophile?
bardophile by uttam maharjan December 31, 2012

Weedophile 

noun,

1. A person who molests or abuses unripe or not fully formed cannabis plants,

2. can also mean a person who speed drys freshly harvested plants to smoke right away by using a microwave or other heat source
1. " he always harvests too early ! such a weedophile, let them mature first! "
Weedophile by bobby blaze January 28, 2015
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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