wardophile

The act of loving/have loved/will love, one old obese Caucasian gentlemen who goes by the alias, Ward. In the summer of 2005 it was suggested that he had adopted paedophile tendencies and was attempting to lure a particular individual into his grasp. She was reluctant at first but finally caved into his seductive demands. They now live happily with their 7 children in Vancouver.

"My God, she is such a wardophile, she hasn't stopped drooling ever since he got here"

by iqblok November 22, 2006

weedophile

someone who hate wanks to weed pictures

matt is such a weedophile

by Owain Owjo August 26, 2017

wormophile

Someone with fetish for worms.

Person 1 : What did you just do with the worm
Person 2 : It just came inside me
Person 1 : You are a gay wormophile.

by Okabe Kyouma April 7, 2021

wedophile

male or female that finds pleasure in only dating individuals that are married because of the own commitment/fear of rejection issues

Tiger Woods seems to have found a dozen wedophiles to bed him. With all that money I'm sure he was an easy target

by rhyynno March 16, 2010

Wiidophile

A Paedophile who uses the online capability of the Nintendo Wii to prowl for and groom victims.

Gary: Man I loves to play the Mario Kart and fuck those kids.
Ben: Dude you're such a wiidophile I oughta sloppy cunt punch you.

Gary: I can't wait till they bring out the Wii Sex games and the Wiimote cod piece. I'm gonna do so much wiidophilia all over the place.

by Charlie Murphy Jr April 29, 2008

bardophile

one who loves or adores Shakespeare.

Are you a bardophile?

by uttam maharjan December 31, 2012

Weedophile

noun,

1. A person who molests or abuses unripe or not fully formed cannabis plants,

2. can also mean a person who speed drys freshly harvested plants to smoke right away by using a microwave or other heat source

1. " he always harvests too early ! such a weedophile, let them mature first! "

by bobby blaze January 28, 2015