Wardores-a safe word to abruptly end a conversation or physical encounter when someone has over stepped the bounds of personal space.
Joanie was in an intense personal conversation regarding her past relationships when John asked a question that cut to close to the heart. Joanie evoked the wardores clause which immediately eliminated any answer and further questions regarding this subject.
secret camp boyfriend who hangs out with you when your actual boyfriend isn't in the mood to go shoe shopping or watch chick flicks.
When i wanted to see "The Notebook", my boyfriend didn't want to come, so i called up my wardobe and he went with me...after wards we went shoe shopping.
The act of loving/have loved/will love, one old obeseCaucasian gentlemen who goes by the alias, Ward. In the summer of 2005 it was suggested that he had adopted paedophile tendencies and was attempting to lure a particular individual into his grasp. She was reluctant at first but finally caved into his seductive demands. They now live happily with their 7 children in Vancouver.
"My God, she is such a wardophile, she hasn't stopped drooling ever since he got here"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'