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wankface 

The involuntary gurning face contortions one makes while having a wank.
My girlfriend said she liked to see me wank but was disturbed by my hiddious wankface.
wankface by max apple core October 10, 2006
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wankface 

A wanker a person who can't get any who is also ugly
Do you know what you are dave? i'll tell you what you are, YOU ARE A WANKFACE
wankface by Robin January 3, 2005

wankface 

A cool person, who is also very popular and funny, and looks a bit like Steve McQueen perhaps.
Hey Dave, I wish as much of a wankface as you, you get all the ladies frothing and that.
wankface by Iain February 18, 2005

wankface 

The name of my dads regulsr porn site.
Hey son stay out my room for the next 10 mins. Im just going to pull one off on wankface.com
wankface by mr mellowfellow October 7, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026