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wanky banky 

when you put money in your partners asshole and stare at the money while you masturbate
"Oh yeah I showed that bitch what's up with my wanky banky!"
wanky banky by Xjennaxjarboex January 13, 2014
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WANK BANK 

A conscious thought to mentally photograph a person so as to be able to masturbate while thinking about them at a later date.
"She's not a bad looking sort"

"Yeah, I might put her in the wank bank"

wank-bank 

n. the collection of mental images accessed to aid in the masterbation process
damn, check yo 3-o'clock dawg, 'dats one fer da wank-bank
wank-bank by ... September 27, 2003

The wank bank 

A secret folder called the wank bank that contains very hot pictures of woman that you jerk off to thus the wank bank
Just added a new picture to the wank bank cant wait to open it later
The wank bank by Lord of fartz December 7, 2018

wank bank 

Memory, with respect to sexually stimulating thoughts and recalled when masturbating.
Did you see that girl dancing on the podium? I've put her in my wank bank.
wank bank by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

wank bank 

A collection of material used as an visual aid during masturbation.
"Damn girl, you look fine in that photo- its going in my wank-bank"
wank bank by P May 28, 2004

Wank Bank 

Noun.
A metaphorical storage centre where pictures, videos, mental images, thoughts or otherwise can be held for safe keepings with the intention to masturbate to at a more convenient time.
Did she just pop out?

Yeah I made a deposit to the wank bank
Wank Bank by AdamtheDykes December 28, 2010
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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