Wankpanda

The same as a Wankpuffin (see Urban Dictionary definition: "Wankpuffin" is a term that trended on Twitter after composer Nick Harvey tweeted his shock that it was his mother's ISP username. The apparent melding of the British slang "wank," or masturbate, with "Puffin," a North Atlantic sea bird, the term was quickly adapted as a pejorative for wankers in general, most notably, Donald Trump.)

Wankpanda was coined by a group of ‘femmes d’un certain âge’ in South Essex in 2026 who were trying to remember the original term ‘wankpuffin’ but got the animal beginning with a ‘p’ wrong, yet wankpanda then stuck and is now in common usage in that area.

It’s a more emphatic way of saying ‘wanker’

That guy is a total wankpanda.

Wankpanda by Elephantycuckoobyebye2 March 1, 2026

wankpanzer

A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority complex. Common examples are the Audi Q, Range Rover and the BMW X7; with the most hideous example being the porsche cayenne.

He sneered at his fellow humans through the tinted glass of his wankpanzer.

wankpanzer by rark March 27, 2015

Wakanda shit is this?

A pun that means “What kind of shit is this?”

Watch Black Panther to understand the full image of the pun. Wakanda is basically Black Panther’s home country.

Guy 1: dude pass this video to 15 people otherwise you’ll die the next day
Guy 2: Wakanda shit is this?
Guy 1: *dies from humiliation*

Wakanda shit is this? by T’Challa luvs Wakanda March 14, 2018

wakandan 

A black person.

A wakandan tried to break into my house last night.

wakandan by dublin911 May 7, 2018

Africana Wakanda 

The one and only black goddess, a singer performing under the pseudonym Ariana Grande. She is commonly mistaken for being Italian, but she is definitely African.

Did you hear Africana Wakandas new song?
Yes, i loved it! My African queen released a bop again.

Africana Wakanda by okdont April 7, 2020

Wankhand 

Insult.
Refers to the hand with which you wank.

"Don't touch me you Wankhand!"

Wankhand by TheMasterWarriorSheep April 7, 2009

Wakanda 

A fictional western African country from mavels comic books and movies

Black panther is based on the kingdom of a wakandan king

Wakanda by Kill mongers wife February 22, 2018