The same as a Wankpuffin (see Urban Dictionary definition: "Wankpuffin" is a term that trended on Twitter after composer Nick Harvey tweeted his shock that it was his mother's ISP username. The apparent melding of the British slang "wank," or masturbate, with "Puffin," a North Atlantic sea bird, the term was quickly adapted as a pejorative for wankers in general, most notably, Donald Trump.)
Wankpanda was coined by a group of ‘femmes d’un certain âge’ in South Essex in 2026 who were trying to remember the original term ‘wankpuffin’ but got the animal beginning with a ‘p’ wrong, yet wankpanda then stuck and is now in common usage in that area.
It’s a more emphatic way of saying ‘wanker’
Wankpanda was coined by a group of ‘femmes d’un certain âge’ in South Essex in 2026 who were trying to remember the original term ‘wankpuffin’ but got the animal beginning with a ‘p’ wrong, yet wankpanda then stuck and is now in common usage in that area.
It’s a more emphatic way of saying ‘wanker’
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A pun that means “What kind of shit is this?”
Watch Black Panther to understand the full image of the pun. Wakanda is basically Black Panther’s home country.
Watch Black Panther to understand the full image of the pun. Wakanda is basically Black Panther’s home country.
Guy 1: dude pass this video to 15 people otherwise you’ll die the next day
Guy 2: Wakanda shit is this?
Guy 1: *dies from humiliation*
Guy 2: Wakanda shit is this?
Guy 1: *dies from humiliation*
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