Wankpasty

Someone who only buys 1 raffle ticket for a prize draw, when everyone else buys loads, and then wins the effing prize anyway.

Can’t believe John Paul Rose won that frag with one ticket!!! Absolute wankpasty

by VonC April 12, 2021

wanktastic

Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.

"ooh thats a wanktasic set of tits!"

by Tom Jones June 1, 2003

wankmaster

A noble being skilled in the art of wankery.

Emile: I love to wank all the time!
Taylor: You are truly a wankmaster
Emile:ya

by Jpar January 5, 2007

wanktastic tit barrel

Another name for a saggy titted lady.

"Ew its that wanktastic tit barrel, again..."

by PowerGlide May 10, 2015

wanksty

a complete and utter ninny that managed to get negative braincells

shut up you little slag
no you wanksty

by triangleMaybe April 25, 2021

wankbastard

A bastard who wanks.

You are such a fuckin wankbastard

by Bumhat June 2, 2008

Wanktastic

A word sarcastically used to describe extremely fast, yet unmelodic, self indulgent guitar playing.

Person 1: Isn't Yngwie Malmsteen great?
Person 2 (sarcastically): Yeah... he's wanktastic...

by Franchez August 27, 2005