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Someone who only buys 1 raffle ticket for a prize draw, when everyone else buys loads, and then wins the effing prize anyway.

Can’t believe John Paul Rose won that frag with one ticket!!! Absolute wankpasty

Wankpasty by VonC April 12, 2021

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wanktastic

Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.

"ooh thats a wanktasic set of tits!"

wanktastic by Tom Jones June 1, 2003

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wankmaster

A noble being skilled in the art of wankery.

Emile: I love to wank all the time!
Taylor: You are truly a wankmaster
Emile:ya

wankmaster by Jpar January 5, 2007

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wanktastic tit barrel

Another name for a saggy titted lady.

"Ew its that wanktastic tit barrel, again..."

wanktastic tit barrel by PowerGlide May 10, 2015

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wanksty

a complete and utter ninny that managed to get negative braincells

shut up you little slag
no you wanksty

wanksty by triangleMaybe April 25, 2021

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wankbastard

A bastard who wanks.

You are such a fuckin wankbastard

wankbastard by Bumhat June 2, 2008

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Wanktastic

A word sarcastically used to describe extremely fast, yet unmelodic, self indulgent guitar playing.

Person 1: Isn't Yngwie Malmsteen great?
Person 2 (sarcastically): Yeah... he's wanktastic...

Wanktastic by Franchez August 27, 2005

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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