jankpants

A jankpants is someone that is obsessed with masturbating and anything about it.

Omg , you are such a Jankpants all the time!

jankpants by GaryTheGuy December 3, 2017

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Japants

Pants made in Japan.

Japan + Pants = Japants.

Dale: "Whoh, nice pants. What kind are they?"
Phillipa: "Japants!"
Dale: "Oh, I thought you had a period."

Japants by PHIL MATE! December 5, 2009

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jankpants • wankpants • Japants

Jerkpants

When someone is being a really stubborn or acting stupid towards something.

1.That cop who gave me the ticket was a real jerkpants.
2. Stop being a jerkpants and help me with this.

Jerkpants by ALAMB April 29, 2005

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wankpants

Total and utter prick, however can often be a reasonable person when they are with you on their own. Often thinks they are better looking than they are, and acts like they are way out of your league, when in reality it is the other way around.

Oh... thats wankpants!

wankpants by Cheeky_chaz September 28, 2010

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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