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wankport
Internet connection, usually via laptop, personal computer.. Can be used to access services other than pr0n.. (Theoretically)..
John was just about to lose his mess when all of a sudden the faptop shut down and proceeded to install a much needed windows upgrade (sarcasm)..
His wankport now out of commission, John was forced to thumb through the NEXT catalogue ladies underwear section for emergency wrist fodder..
His wankport now out of commission, John was forced to thumb through the NEXT catalogue ladies underwear section for emergency wrist fodder..
wankport by Drex Johnson August 25, 2013
Wankdorf
First time I was driving along the autobahn and saw the sign for Wankdorf, I nearly crashed the car laughing.
Wankdorf by Wizards Sleeve June 9, 2005
Wanklord
Someone who is such a wanker that you might suspect them to be able to regenerate and perpetuate their wankerism a bit like a timelord.
May make the TARDIS noise when they jizz.
May make the TARDIS noise when they jizz.
"Hey, who's that guy who's been walking around in the tweed jacket and the scarf?"
"Oh him? He's some guy who came from my old school."
"Wow... what a total, fucking wanklord."
(insert doctor who theme here)
"Oh him? He's some guy who came from my old school."
"Wow... what a total, fucking wanklord."
(insert doctor who theme here)
Wanklord by King Nitro VI of Awesomeness April 14, 2011
wankorminszilporkothon
this is where everyone in a certain county or town wouldeat minszil pork (which is a type of a steak made out of wild boar penis) until one or more people grow an exta or primary penis.
in the late 1800's there was a wankorminzilporkothon in Youphbrigde Maine- where 7 women grew a single penis and one man grew an extra one.
wankorminszilporkothon by Kyle- yea March 15, 2004
wankworthy
wankworthy by KazZ and Lucas March 10, 2008
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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