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wankspanner 

A derogatory insult, a cross between a wanker and a spanner.
Give it back Geoff and stop being such a wankspanner!
wankspanner by Wigda May 11, 2006
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wankspanner 

Tha Hand, typically (though not always) the right hand (for example, making the left hand numb, so it feels like someone else is doing it).
jeez, i broke my wankspanner on some cunt's face at the boozer last night, and now i have nothing left to live for :(
wankspanner by skalla grim July 29, 2006

Wankspanner 

Someone who is worthy of both the titles of Wanker and Spanner
You're such a Wankspanner Jeremy
Wankspanner by ShyGuy2610 May 17, 2019

Wankspanner 

A person who has exceeded the rank of wanker and is now a “Tool
Friend: You’re retarded
Me: Well you’re a Wankspanner
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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