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walkless 

Term used by IQ's <40 to define handicap. Also used often by obese individuals who are too fat to stand or the gravitational pole is there enemy and their fat hurts their chode-like feet.
Outsider tells whitey to go to blockbuster. Whitey denies because he would have to get up to fulfill the command. So whitey uses the excuse that he is walkless.
walkless by DirtyDudeOnline July 13, 2009
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wankless affair 

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared
I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair
wankless affair by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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wankless task

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task
wankless task by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wallless 

A friend on facebook who doesn't offer a wall to post on because of her privacy concerns.
Jennika is totally wallless because she's worried her canadian boyfriend might post something that her american dude will see.
wallless by manhattanxfer December 18, 2010

wankless 

the art of being without a wank.
well that's a wankless task

I'm spilling over, i'm so wankless
wankless by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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