wankatic

A person, or animal, who is obsessed with masturbation.

That Limp Jimmy bloke is such a chronic wankatic - he beats the meat all day long.

by Fuktard April 11, 2007

Wankation

Portmanteau of wank + vacation.

Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.

A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.

Applies to both males and females.

Jane: Hey John you've been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*

by Detective Chet Mahogony December 10, 2012

wankticipation

The feeling felt by one about to be relieved with a five-knuckle-shuffle

Jack felt the immense feeling of wankticipation building up inside him as Jill slowly undid his fly.

by PixE January 3, 2006

wankalicious

something that is so good it compares with masturbation.

"mmm this chicken is wankalicious"
"mmm I agree"
"that girl is so hot, she is wankalicious"

by Wigga Joey C November 3, 2006

wankatcha

A word with no real definition.

Possible Variations:

wordcatchatoo/word
worddoogle/word
wordsosoglay/word
worddoo doo glay/word

by larstait October 25, 2003

wankstick

A stick that is wankable usually for pleasure if you have a very small weiner and cant get sexual pleasures from your own, usually for chavs

'look what else i got WANKSTICKS!!!'

' need a fukin wank stick init lad'

by John Bon Denim March 8, 2008

wankalicious

Describes something both delicious and wanky.

Wow! That’s a wankalicious casserole

by Hamppp January 8, 2018