wankstick

A stick that is wankable usually for pleasure if you have a very small weiner and cant get sexual pleasures from your own, usually for chavs

'look what else i got WANKSTICKS!!!'

' need a fukin wank stick init lad'

wankstick by John Bon Denim March 8, 2008

wanksock 

a sock that you spit your man fat on..

last night my mum found my crusty fat stained wanksock stuffed down the side of the bed, I only been using it for a year and wasnt due a wash yet..

wanksock by Brent Waller August 12, 2004

wankticipation 

The feeling felt by one about to be relieved with a five-knuckle-shuffle

Jack felt the immense feeling of wankticipation building up inside him as Jill slowly undid his fly.

wankticipation by PixE January 3, 2006

wanksock 

Whilst in the act of a white knuckle shuffle,having no tissue to hand using a conveniant sock to catch your seed so it doesn't stain the carpet

I was going through Frankies washing & out popped a crusty wanksock

wanksock by Francis B November 20, 2007

wanksock 

A sock placed upon the penis as a masturbatory aid.

'Yesterday, I almost put my wanksock on by mistake.'

wanksock by Ozzle March 31, 2003

weakstickin it 

Derived from the term "weakstick", this is a verb describing someone's poor/embarassing/shoddy attempt at doing virtually anything.

Wow, did you see those broads give Rusty the cold shoulder?

Yes sir, Rusty has been weakstickin it all night long!

weakstickin it by Maxwell Anderson October 23, 2007

weakstickin it 

Derived from the term "weakstick", this is a verb describing someone's poor/embarassing/shoddy attempt at doing virtually anything.

Wow, did you see those broads give Rusty the cold shoulder?

Yes sir, Rusty has been weakstickin it all night long!

weakstickin it by Maxwell Anderson October 23, 2007