wank shaft
Description of the shaft of a penis i.e. the bit that is rubbed during masterbation. Used as an insult likening the victim to the penis.
wank shaft by Honest John May 8, 2004
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saftey wank
Josh: Hey man I just had sex with Ashley!
Brad: Yea, but don't you have a severe case of premature ejaculation?
Josh: Yea, but I had a saftey wank just minutes before!
Brad: Yea, but don't you have a severe case of premature ejaculation?
Josh: Yea, but I had a saftey wank just minutes before!
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wankshaft
wankshaft by Ben Middlemiss July 31, 2004
Wankshaft
A term that indicates something being utterly pointless, like a chocolate teapot, a man who is afraid of spiders or a Palestinian passport.
The phrase coming from the idea that the shaft, the length of the male member, is solely being employed for wanking and not for procreation.
The sin of Onan, or onanism, is not now inherent in its use as it is rarely used to describe actual masterbatory practices, but more usually the extrapolation of the term wank as a noun.
Whilst the term wanker is usually used in either vitriol or as a term of endearment, the word wankshaft always implies digust and disdain.
The phrase coming from the idea that the shaft, the length of the male member, is solely being employed for wanking and not for procreation.
The sin of Onan, or onanism, is not now inherent in its use as it is rarely used to describe actual masterbatory practices, but more usually the extrapolation of the term wank as a noun.
Whilst the term wanker is usually used in either vitriol or as a term of endearment, the word wankshaft always implies digust and disdain.
world of wankshaft
Hey cecil, don't you hate those cunts who don't come to the pub because they're addicted to playing world of wankshaft?
world of wankshaft by tk tommy January 22, 2007
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