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Schmeg

The creamy nasty white smelly shit found under the fore skin of a penis or between the skin of a nasty worn out pussy. Also, Schmeg (pro-noun)- What the brothers of Sigma Chi Fraternity are called for short.
Take a shower I can smell your fucking schmeg reek!!!

Schmegs love communial showers!!!!
by Russell January 30, 2004
mugGet the Schmegmug.

Kikko punch

"let us explain.
Kikko punch
The power of the punch which
comes from Kikkoman's unnecissarily-built
body is far more than what you can imagine.
In addition,since Kikkoman is always using
his gloves for brewingsoysauce,you'd be
itchy when you get punched by him!"
SHOW ME
SHOW YOU
Kikkoman!!!!!!!
by Russell December 11, 2003
mugGet the Kikko punchmug.

Oedipus complex

Freudian theory that we all want to fuck our mothers and kill our fathers at some stage in early childhood. It is normal and the emotion need not be suppressed. Three year olds are normally to small to act out this desire.
by Russell September 8, 2003
mugGet the Oedipus complexmug.

ijit

John never uses his turn signal because he's an ijit
by Russell July 12, 2004
mugGet the ijitmug.

xoap

some moron that lurks on irc and never releases any of his new shows
xoap is a moron cause he never releases any new shows :/
by Russell October 25, 2004
mugGet the xoapmug.

Nobbys

A bad case of piles (or just a really sore arse)
Named after the english world cup winning player 'Nobby styles'
I.E. Styles - piles, rhyming slang
I rode all the way over here on the bike and it's killed my nobbys!
by russell December 6, 2003
mugGet the Nobbysmug.

Japanese-monkey-farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence.
by Russell May 13, 2005
mugGet the Japanese-monkey-farmermug.

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