30 definitions by Russell

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The creamy nasty white smelly shit found under the fore skin of a penis or between the skin of a nasty worn out pussy. Also, Schmeg (pro-noun)- What the brothers of Sigma Chi Fraternity are called for short.
Take a shower I can smell your fucking schmeg reek!!!

Schmegs love communial showers!!!!
by Russell January 30, 2004
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Edvard J. Soosis horrible card player sucks luck out of anyone who is around him or says his name.
School sucked, it was a total Soosis. That guy is a complete soosis(lucksack)
by Russell March 10, 2005
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A member of the opposite sex who seems attractive at long and medium range, but turns into a hideous parody of humanity once eye contact has been established.
"I thought that bird was a right looker, so I flash her a smile. Thought I was well in till she got really close - what a two bagger, "
by Russell November 13, 2003
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a pro wrestling move in which a wrestler puts his arm straight out to the side and knocks his opponent over, either from his own momentum or his opponents'
Hulk Hogan gave a wicked clothesline to the Macho man.
by Russell July 11, 2004
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to get a lot of sperm on a girl's face (or guy for some you)
Jane is a total slut, she got cum blasted by Bill.
by Russell July 11, 2004
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