wank master

A wank enthusiast that eat, sleeps and breathes anything assiocted with wanking.

Slaughty: hanks at it again he can't keep he's bloody hand off it.
Hazey: I know he's an absolute wank master

by Slaughty November 24, 2014

the master wank

The master wank is when a male is at climax, he hits his penis against an object creating an explosion of semen flying across the room. This move can only be done by the experts and it would take a professional to land the semen directly onto (or into) a target.

Last night was so good! I gave her a taste of the master wank.

by Kevin the platypus April 30, 2016

Maserati Wank

A style of masturbation for one trying to impress, When one squats down and holds them self up with 2 legs and 1 arm with the free arm wanking thee penis off is a Maserati Wank

Pablo "hey Terry when i got stuck in the lift in the estate, i was so bored i squated down and had a "Maserati Wank"

Terry "well done Pablo"

by Fatal Jimmy October 8, 2009

wangmaster

A person who executes all tasks in the laziest, most incompetent fashion possible. The wangmaster is not marked by malice or incompetence, but the COMBINATION of malice and incompetence.

Bob's a god damn wangmaster, fucker couldn't write a cron job to safe his life.

by yourpseudonymwillappearonline May 6, 2009

wankmaster

A noble being skilled in the art of wankery.

Emile: I love to wank all the time!
Taylor: You are truly a wankmaster
Emile:ya

by Jpar January 5, 2007

Wankmaster

uhmmm...the master of wanking?

wankmaster wanks a wankey wank he does

by Wankmasta October 18, 2004

Wangmaster

One who works in the Deli section of a market with an uncanny ability to weigh various meats and cheeses to exact measures on a first attempt.

Wangmaster originates from "Weighing master" and when said multipule times, becomes "Wangmaster".

"Oh man, this customer needs exactly eight ounces of Swiss."

"Whatever, it's no big deal, John's the wangmaster."

by whiplashgirlchild August 7, 2007