1. N. A social email thread where contributors can bant and use big words while doing so. Successful wankeys have been known to encompass tens of thousands of emails.

2. N. The sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and participants in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.

3. V. To contribute to said email thread.

4. Adj. Wankey-related.
1. Oh my god have you seen wankey? Mark blankeyed!

2. Headline in parish paper "Wankey in Crisis. Foxcab's greatest institution SPLITS"

3. Neil: I'm all shaky?
Aobh: Why?
Neil: I haven't wankeyed in two days.
Aobh: Have some egg.

4. Mmmm, Sunday, good wankey day.
Oh don't really know her as such, she's a wankey friend.
by Yabloko March 26, 2007
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Masturbating furiously while hanging from a tree
"Dude, why the fuck were you being a Wankey at school?!" "BECAUSE I NEEDED THE RUSH!!!!!"
by Unknowablefire June 14, 2015
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1. N. A geemail-based email thread, where contributors can bant and use big words while doing so. Successful wankeys have been known to encompass tens of thousands of emails.

2. N. The sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and participants in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.

3. V. To contribute to said email thread.

4. Adj. Wankey-related.
1. Oh my god have you seen wankey? Mark blankeyed!

2. Headline in parish paper "Wankey in Crisis. Foxcab's greatest institution SPLITS"

3. Neil: I'm all shaky?
Aobh: Why?
Neil: I haven't wankeyed in two days.
Aobh: Have some egg.

4. Mmmm, Sunday, good wankey day.
Oh don't really know her as such, she's a wankey friend.
by yablochko March 19, 2007
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noun: A Wanking Hankerchief

A shirt, sock, towel or any piece of material that is used to wank into. This material can be used several times before it is washed. It can be found under the beds of many males but can be carelessly left out.
I went to Josh's joint last night and went to borrow a shirt and accidently pulled out his wankey
by Trez_City December 12, 2006
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The abbreviation for wankerchief, much like a hankey, but used only for dinkle sprinkle.
Have you a wankey old boy? I'm in the mood for a good play with the old ball and tackle!

Why yes I do, but in future old bean, get your own, wot!
by ShereKhan August 31, 2006
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The post effect of not having a wank, when you've turned your computer off and got into bed thinking "I don't need a wank tonight" but you get into bed, get a stonker, and realise you do.
"Shit, should have had a wank. Wankey blues :("
by Dr Wankenstein January 8, 2010
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Those cheating australian wankers, who are shite at rugby.
by Not a cheating australian November 22, 2003
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