wank chops 

A Term used to Describe a workmate or friend who has someway managed to piss you off or someone who has done something wrong.

"Oi wank chops look at the state of this!"

wank chops by sharkey1977 September 23, 2006

Double wank and shit chips 

To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.

First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.

'Thats double wank and shit chips.'

Double wank and shit chips by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009

Wankchop 

A complete tosser, usually driving a peny-envy car

"Fuckin' wankchop just cut me up!!"

Wankchop by Goober May 13, 2005

wankchops 

A traditional British wank, involving mint sauce and select cuts of lamb breast.

"Dude, I caught Dave playing wankchops last night, he got mint sauce all over my bedsheets!"

wankchops by Steve Riches September 17, 2006

wankchops 

Confusing amalgamation of insults sqaushed together in a big sweary vice before being pulped into a pseudo joke argument that is being fought by two insufferable cunts.

"Why did he take you to the bunny ranch ?"

"For wanton animalistic anal sex"

"Fuck he is so Gen X"

"Yeah, his leather brouges filled up with the venereal discharge of hope"

"No, I meant he looked a bit like Douglas Copland"

"Oh that wankchops"

wankchops by gaping munt March 6, 2004

wangchops 

1. A word used to describe something that is wicked, awesome, or otherwise the shit.
2. A greeting or salutation.
3. What?

1. Man, that is totally wangchops!
1. Wangchops; that girl's breasts pwn!
2. Wangchops!
2. Wangchops out to all my homies.
3. Wangchops?

wangchops by Adrian Guerin October 2, 2005