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wankchops 

Confusing amalgamation of insults sqaushed together in a big sweary vice before being pulped into a pseudo joke argument that is being fought by two insufferable cunts.
"Why did he take you to the bunny ranch ?"

"For wanton animalistic anal sex"

"Fuck he is so Gen X"

"Yeah, his leather brouges filled up with the venereal discharge of hope"

"No, I meant he looked a bit like Douglas Copland"

"Oh that wankchops"
wankchops by gaping munt March 6, 2004
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wank chops 

A Term used to Describe a workmate or friend who has someway managed to piss you off or someone who has done something wrong.
"Oi wank chops look at the state of this!"
wank chops by sharkey1977 September 23, 2006
A mild form of anxiety brought on by the need to have a wank. Wankciousness. It is nothing more than a nagging feeling or a slight urge to masturbate, but still enough to upset the individual. The feeling can only be alleviated by actually performing the art of masturbation or getting someone else to do same.
I really need to get home soon as I'm feeling ever so slightly wankcious.' 'You have a wankcious look on your face.
wankcious by The Wankcious Stranger December 24, 2010

Wangchop 

A noun or adjective, normally a mild insult or compliment depending on how its used. Its used to replace various adjectives and nouns.
Wangchop can replace:
1. Hot meat (someone hot)
2. An idiot
3.Procastinating
4. Sleeping
5. Babe
6. Energetic
You wangchop, what are you doing? - hot meat
Stoping wangchopping and get working! - procastinating
You are such a wangchop! - Idiot
Arent you a wangchop? - Babe
Im so wangchopy! - Energetic
Wangchop by Ashlyn cocobean April 6, 2009

Wankchop 

A complete tosser, usually driving a peny-envy car
"Fuckin' wankchop just cut me up!!"
Wankchop by Goober May 13, 2005

wankcheese 

An insult formed from the words 'wanker' and 'knob-cheese'.
Josh: Nat you're TOO short!
Nat: SHUT UP WANKCHEESE!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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