wankchops

A traditional British wank, involving mint sauce and select cuts of lamb breast.

"Dude, I caught Dave playing wankchops last night, he got mint sauce all over my bedsheets!"

by Steve Riches September 17, 2006

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wankchops

Confusing amalgamation of insults sqaushed together in a big sweary vice before being pulped into a pseudo joke argument that is being fought by two insufferable cunts.

"Why did he take you to the bunny ranch ?"

"For wanton animalistic anal sex"

"Fuck he is so Gen X"

"Yeah, his leather brouges filled up with the venereal discharge of hope"

"No, I meant he looked a bit like Douglas Copland"

"Oh that wankchops"

by gaping munt March 6, 2004

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wank chops

A Term used to Describe a workmate or friend who has someway managed to piss you off or someone who has done something wrong.

"Oi wank chops look at the state of this!"

by sharkey1977 September 23, 2006

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wankcious

A mild form of anxiety brought on by the need to have a wank. Wankciousness. It is nothing more than a nagging feeling or a slight urge to masturbate, but still enough to upset the individual. The feeling can only be alleviated by actually performing the art of masturbation or getting someone else to do same.

I really need to get home soon as I'm feeling ever so slightly wankcious.' 'You have a wankcious look on your face.

by The Wankcious Stranger December 24, 2010

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Wangchop

A noun or adjective, normally a mild insult or compliment depending on how its used. Its used to replace various adjectives and nouns.
Wangchop can replace:
1. Hot meat (someone hot)
2. An idiot
3.Procastinating
4. Sleeping
5. Babe
6. Energetic

You wangchop, what are you doing? - hot meat
Stoping wangchopping and get working! - procastinating
You are such a wangchop! - Idiot
Arent you a wangchop? - Babe
Im so wangchopy! - Energetic

by Ashlyn cocobean April 6, 2009

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