Wankchop

A complete tosser, usually driving a peny-envy car

"Fuckin' wankchop just cut me up!!"

by Goober May 13, 2005

Suicide wank chop

Where you have to take a shot of ice cold lemoncello then immediately followed by a line of ketamine.

'Hey James! How about me and you go back to the apartment and do a suicide wank chop?'
'Mate, we can do anything'

by Renato1 July 30, 2015

Wangchop

A noun or adjective, normally a mild insult or compliment depending on how its used. Its used to replace various adjectives and nouns.
Wangchop can replace:
1. Hot meat (someone hot)
2. An idiot
3.Procastinating
4. Sleeping
5. Babe
6. Energetic

You wangchop, what are you doing? - hot meat
Stoping wangchopping and get working! - procastinating
You are such a wangchop! - Idiot
Arent you a wangchop? - Babe
Im so wangchopy! - Energetic

by Ashlyn cocobean April 6, 2009

wankchops

A traditional British wank, involving mint sauce and select cuts of lamb breast.

"Dude, I caught Dave playing wankchops last night, he got mint sauce all over my bedsheets!"

by Steve Riches September 17, 2006

wankchops

Confusing amalgamation of insults sqaushed together in a big sweary vice before being pulped into a pseudo joke argument that is being fought by two insufferable cunts.

"Why did he take you to the bunny ranch ?"

"For wanton animalistic anal sex"

"Fuck he is so Gen X"

"Yeah, his leather brouges filled up with the venereal discharge of hope"

"No, I meant he looked a bit like Douglas Copland"

"Oh that wankchops"

by gaping munt March 6, 2004

wank chop

A Person who is so stupid and dumb they are called a wank chop

Barry u Wank chop chew on my lefty

by Bob May 13, 2005

Suicide Wank Chop

The act of doing a shot of limoncello, immediately followed by a line of ketamine.

'Hey James, do you fancy a Suicide Wank Chop (#SWC)?'
'Mate, we can do anything'

by Renato1 August 16, 2015