9 definitions by gaping munt
Morrisey - "Because if it's not Love
Then it's the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond
That will bring us together"
Snagglepuss - "Heavens to murgatroid, he's camper than me !"
Then it's the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond, the Bond
That will bring us together"
Snagglepuss - "Heavens to murgatroid, he's camper than me !"
by gaping munt March 6, 2004
Wank ma shite. A vastly popular insult used mainly by angry men slumbering in a mid 20s crisis.
Invented in Clydebank circa 2003
Invented in Clydebank circa 2003
by gaping munt March 1, 2004
"Sorry mate, I dunno how to say this..."
"It's cool just tell me, I'll be fine"
"I tam foo'd yer bird"
"It's cool just tell me, I'll be fine"
"I tam foo'd yer bird"
by gaping munt March 6, 2004
Hoody is no longer a virgin.
This was shouted through the streets of Clydebank a few days ago.
Bells rang.... angels cried golden tears of infinity and God cast his steely gaze over this putrid version of humanity and boomed "Finally, the day has arrived. It all began many many years ago in the garden of Eden. The universe was build for one reason and that reason was HINLAV. I have completed my journey, it all must end... tonight"
Roars of imploding stars filled the universal mind, matter and gravity played out a final symphony of despair and finally decayed into the womb of finite return.
A whole singing choir of dead children rose from the ashes and burst forth from the glass. An empty vessel showed the world why it must slowly agonize over every second of every mistake that spawned from it's very own virus. A submerged idea of torture pushing every soul to see it's obscene thoughts through a magnified uterus of hate.
Above, angels ran naked, tore their wings off in playful delight and execreted fragments of despair from their cunts. A yellow cloud ate the blue sky and a wingless seraph rode comets with reins of skin and membrane howling in the throws of termination.
The malignant spire of unrelenting bereavement drove towards my heart. The death of God was not heard in heaven or earth. No madman ran into the streets to proclaim the passing of the almighty.
My eyes filled with bright obliteration.
I stood there for days muttering "HINLAV..... OH CHRIST HINLAV"
Hoody lay on the sweat soaked covers and wiped himself with his sock.....
This was shouted through the streets of Clydebank a few days ago.
Bells rang.... angels cried golden tears of infinity and God cast his steely gaze over this putrid version of humanity and boomed "Finally, the day has arrived. It all began many many years ago in the garden of Eden. The universe was build for one reason and that reason was HINLAV. I have completed my journey, it all must end... tonight"
Roars of imploding stars filled the universal mind, matter and gravity played out a final symphony of despair and finally decayed into the womb of finite return.
A whole singing choir of dead children rose from the ashes and burst forth from the glass. An empty vessel showed the world why it must slowly agonize over every second of every mistake that spawned from it's very own virus. A submerged idea of torture pushing every soul to see it's obscene thoughts through a magnified uterus of hate.
Above, angels ran naked, tore their wings off in playful delight and execreted fragments of despair from their cunts. A yellow cloud ate the blue sky and a wingless seraph rode comets with reins of skin and membrane howling in the throws of termination.
The malignant spire of unrelenting bereavement drove towards my heart. The death of God was not heard in heaven or earth. No madman ran into the streets to proclaim the passing of the almighty.
My eyes filled with bright obliteration.
I stood there for days muttering "HINLAV..... OH CHRIST HINLAV"
Hoody lay on the sweat soaked covers and wiped himself with his sock.....
"Did you hear God has died ?"
"Is that why the sky vanished into a blood red sea of death"
"Yep, HINLAV"
"It's about fucking time !"
"Is that why the sky vanished into a blood red sea of death"
"Yep, HINLAV"
"It's about fucking time !"
by gaping munt March 2, 2004
A more protracted version of the popular insult dick. Must be pronounced with a rising sarcastic tone becoming more vicious towards the sharp K at the end.
by gaping munt March 4, 2004
In reference to the male gentitalia.
Used in small groups as an affectionate name for friends.
Rab's favourite word
Used in small groups as an affectionate name for friends.
Rab's favourite word
Rab - "Alright champer ! Did you see those champers last night, I've never seen champers like it"
or
"Did you see the size of that cunts champer ?"
"Aye it's a total arse splitter"
or
"Did you see the size of that cunts champer ?"
"Aye it's a total arse splitter"
by gaping munt March 6, 2004
When the male inserts his thumb into the vagina and his middle finger into the anus and makes the ends meet at the thin membrane of skin at the perineum just below the cervix. A tapping motion then takes place much to the delight of the grinning participant.
Also known as tam foo
Also known as tam foo
"Did you see the nick of that cow I shagged on Friday ?"
"Aye she was fucked"
"Too right, I ended up tapping through"
"Ya clatty bastard"
"Aye she was fucked"
"Too right, I ended up tapping through"
"Ya clatty bastard"
by gaping munt March 6, 2004