wank block 

The random things that happen when you‘re just trying to wank. Especially in combination to watching porn. Doesnt matter if you‘re just starting or already in the midst of it, something just has to happen to stop you.

I was starting to wank when all of a sudden I receive 10 messages, 2 emails and then there is even an incoming call from my mum. I havent gotten any notifications all day until now! Typical wank block!

wank block by xyz1999 October 1, 2020

Black Wank 

A relatively new and lesser known sexual act of which the details are still vague, rumour has it that it involves a blindfold, a pair of lederhosen a big black guy named leroy and a jamaican jerk flavour pot-noodle. (although sticky rib flavour has been known to have been substituted)

"here joppers you gonna eat that pot noodle or you going for a black wank?" wank noodle

Black Wank by queedledwarf March 5, 2013

Black Ops Wank 

One plays the video-game Call of Duty: Black Ops so much that you're brain becomes wearisome and tired. In a state of trauma you turn to your computer and your urge to wank. Whilst getting into your wank you get bored and return to black ops.

Wow, why is my computer streaming porn.... oh must of had another Black Ops wank.

Black Ops Wank by Neo12 January 15, 2011

wandblock 

When someone spoils your performance of a magic trick/illusion in front of someone, especially the ladies.

Bob: And now, as I flip through the deck, you can see that all the cards are different -
Bill: It's a trick deck. Look, every other card is the five of hearts.
Bob: Thank you for the wandblock, Bill...

wandblock by teambuildingexercise99 March 12, 2012

Walkblock

When you are walking with someone, or group of people and somebody else come In front of you and walkblocks you to walk next to that person or group of people.

Oh come on Jeff you totally just walkblocked me!

Walkblock by Mike_ockslong May 10, 2018