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Handblock 

Similar to a cockblock but the victim obviously isn't getting any real action.
*On the phone*
Dennis: Hello?

John: Yo Dennis! The boys and I are gonna come pick you up! Time to hit the clubs!!!

Dennis: Man, I would but I gotta study right now. Can you come pick me up in like 15 minutes?

John:........... am I handblocking you right now?

Dennis: Yeah.

John: (hangs up to tell the boys.)
Handblock by DaddyDaycock September 8, 2011
Related Words

Woodblock 

Woodblock, also known as Wood(s)block, is a term used to discribe an area with a high violence rate and ghetto like tendencies.
Yo sayin a mandem got popped down by the way by woodblock fam
Woodblock by BeanMachine August 26, 2018

wayblocker 

Someone that is always on other people's way
''You're such a wayblocker! Always in my way''

''Stop blocking the way you wayblocker''
wayblocker by itscardoso December 5, 2016
When you are walking with someone, or group of people and somebody else come In front of you and walkblocks you to walk next to that person or group of people.
Oh come on Jeff you totally just walkblocked me!
Walkblock by Mike_ockslong May 10, 2018
A small man that can be typically found in a salt mine crying, when he is not on Xbox 17 hours a day he is boasting about collage but in all reality is dwelling in his mothers basement.
Bill: Did you hear the winblock in party chat

Bob: oh ya man he was going full winblock
winblock by Salt collector June 23, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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