Walkblock

When you are walking with someone, or group of people and somebody else come In front of you and walkblocks you to walk next to that person or group of people.

Oh come on Jeff you totally just walkblocked me!

Walkblock by Mike_ockslong May 10, 2018

wandblock 

When someone spoils your performance of a magic trick/illusion in front of someone, especially the ladies.

Bob: And now, as I flip through the deck, you can see that all the cards are different -
Bill: It's a trick deck. Look, every other card is the five of hearts.
Bob: Thank you for the wandblock, Bill...

wandblock by teambuildingexercise99 March 12, 2012

talkblocked 

The act of removing someone from your conversations and/or life by not updating them when you change your email or other social networking contact information. Also accomplished by defriending them on social networking sites.

Example:
Guy 1: Do your emails keep getting returned when you email Stacie?
Guy 2: Man, I think you got talkblocked.

talkblocked by thundersnow December 8, 2010

walk block 

When you're walking along and unable to pass the people in front of you who are walking slowly, occupying the entire width of the walking space, and oblivious to the fact that you want to pass, usually because they are inconsiderate morons engaged in mindless discussion.

Coming back from lunch today I was walk blocked by these two fagtards talking about football.

walk block by Mudbone October 7, 2008

Talkblock 

When having a talk about deep matters and you don't want others to hear and abruptly someone comes to hear what your conversation is about.

1. James and Ryan were having a conversation about girls in their class and Sally came and totally talkblocked them forcing them to change the conversation and continue elsewhere.

2. Chris and Peter were chilling in their room talking about whether or not they would get baked but Peter's mom burst open the door leaving them to talk about other matters. She was a huge talkblock!

Talkblock by BaAAmUrFACE December 16, 2011

wokblocked 

Similar to cock blocked, being wokblocked is when you stay up to late playing Call of Duty(CoD) or a similar game and the Asians, notoriously great video game players, half way around the word wake up to destroy your kill/death ratio.

Tom: "Oh, dude you just got totally wokblocked"
Jack: "Yea man, I think it's time to go to bed."

wokblocked by Thewirechecker August 24, 2010

Walkbooking 

The act of walking and posting, viewing, or blogging on Facebook.

Guy 1: Dude, what are you doing?
Guy 2: I'm Walkbooking.
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 2: I'm walking and updating my Facebook status.
Guy 1: Well watch out for that tree!

Walkbooking by DJ eNyM September 23, 2011