wang-tang 

Male version of "poon-tang". Pertaining to that of penis, male genitalia, or sexual encounters with men. One who is in heat, will go on a sexual escapade in hopes of finding male attention.

"Ok ladies, are you ready to take on the wang-tang!"

"I havent had sex in over a month, I need some wang-tang. Mmmmmm."

wang-tang by 224 November 29, 2006

wang tang 

Semen... Ejaculate... Cum...

You got wang tang all over my bed sheets.

wang tang by Handsome B July 18, 2006

Wang Tang 

A term for semen used especially when referring the ejaculate of astronauts.

Anna: Remember that crazy astronaut lady who tried to kill her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend?
Christina: Yeah, I guess she really missed the dude's Wang Tang!

Wang Tang by Dirty S April 7, 2008

wang tang 

juices from your pepe

dude 1: yo i just drank my wang tang

dude 2: "lrl" that's really "tonky" you tonky truck!

wang tang by rob c February 2, 2005

Wang Tang 

a PENIS

Joe: My wang tang really hurts because you punched me.
Barbara: Sorry

Wang Tang by barbfromstrangerthings December 28, 2018

Wang Tang 

a chicken nugget

is that a Wang Tang?
no it's a JP (John Paul)?

Wang Tang by kid.9.6 April 15, 2020

Big Wang Tang 

The Big Wang Tang is an incredibly powerful being that may bound out of the nearest Italian restaurant with huge strides to bestow its wisdom upon those who seek it. This wisdom however, is mostly spoken in form of riddles and nonsensical sounding words and sentences. Until now, it has been impossible to decode any of the beings ramblings, although it has become clear that they contain information thought only to be known by the outer gods. Being a vastly incomprehensible creature as well, The Big Wang Tang is theorized to be one of the outer gods himself, although there is little information to support this or any other theory about him.
The only confirmed knowledge about the Big Wang Tang is that he often precedes important events or catastrophes, which makes his appearance an often feared occurrence, although he himself has never acted maliciously towards those he meets.

Person A: Do you smell that? It smells like garlic...
Person B: Oh my God! Look, over there! Is that the Big Wang Tang thundering towards us?
BigWangTang (from across the way): ☠ H̴e l̶l o̴ m y̴ y̵o u n̴g̵ S h̴e̵l̶l̴a r d̵s̵!̵ ̴g̴e t̴ ̶r̶e̵a̵d̶y̵ f̶o r̴ ̴t h̵e ̵B i̶g̴ ̴W a̶n g̵ ̶T̴a̵n g !̵ I̶ ̶a m̶ ̵a̵ m̶a g i c a l̶ g̴o a̴t !̶! !̵ ψ
Person A: What the hell is he saying?
Person B: I have no idea! I don't know what that means!

Big Wang Tang by ChocoboOfChaos August 29, 2021