wander wand

typically a guy who is handsome but dumb, some may say a himbo, who beefs with 15-year-olds online.

oh looks that's a dumb guy who is beefing with a 15-year-old, must be wander wand

wander wand by bhahahahahanolmao July 20, 2023

wonder wand 

Your giggly stick,cock,dick,weiner etc. Except this term is 200 times more awesomer than that shit.

Dude,I got my Wonder Wand stuck in a bottle last night and it hurt when I pissed.

wonder wand by Steven Johnston & Hambone June 10, 2008

wander over

To walk a block or less! Sometimes more, even tho it says wander, the person knows where they're going.

That lazy bitch lived 1/2 block from her friend & would Drive her Freakin' car most of the time when she came to visit! When she walked, she said "Maybe I'll wander over in awhile.

wander over by Starchylde June 8, 2016

wander poke 

Wander Poke :

Verb.

The act of purposely penetrating the anus during intercourse but claiming it was accidental . Often used as a method to gauge the sexual partners willingness or openness to having anal sex by the receiving partners reaction.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv

Wander poking has always been the best way to introduce the idea of anal sex to you girlfriend or wife. Wanna spice up things in the bedroom. Often words get in the way and all thats needed is a harmless wander poke to her ass to gauge her willingness to anal intercourse.

wander poke by LuvH8Luv March 10, 2022

wander over yonder 

A likely acid-induced television show following an orange hairy tablespoon with a Southern accent named Wander, his blue horse-like friend, and their enemy, probably Skeletor's cousin, with his army of eyeballs that have SpongeBob voices.

"I watch Wander Over Yonder because I have a crush on Wander."

wander over yonder by maybe i am a fish October 13, 2016

wander lust 

An deep uncontrollable desire to hit the road and travel, by whatever means desired, to explore and enjoy the world.

- "After a long cold winter wander lust struck and I had to get on my bike an take a 5 day trip."

- "He's been backpacking in Europe for the last two months. He was struck by wander lust."

wander lust by Pablo_ January 25, 2007

Wander-Slutting 

After a break-up, a period in time where a person will make a point to socialize for the mere purpose of having sex with whomever wanders their way. Usually out of spite.

You and Jay broke up? Great! Let's go wander-slutting and relieve the pain!

Wander-Slutting by Alisha D December 11, 2007