wander 

Main Entry: wan·der
Pronunciation: 'wän-d&r
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): wan·dered; wan·der·ing /-d(&ring/
Etymology: Middle English wandren, from Old English wandrian; akin to Middle High German wandern to wander, Old English windan to wind, twist
intransitive verb
1 a : to move about without a fixed course, aim, or goal b : to go idly about : RAMBLE
2 : to follow a winding course : MEANDER
3 a : to go astray (as from a course)
4 : usually used by fucking fags named Tyler who have Vaginas

"I'll let my mind wander about who gets to stick it in my vagina today"

"My mind is wandering sexual thoughts of a girl named Candice, to bad she doesn't date guy's with vaginas"

wander by Winnebago September 19, 2006

Wander 

The over-pimp. A dude that looks almost like a girl, wears sandals, and will bring a bitch back from the dead.

A sexy beast in a girly-boy sort of way, and yet doesn't possess any of the girly actions, emo dialogue, or any desire to cook his food, use the bathroom, drink water, or have seemingly any present sex drive.

The man that was narrating the lyrics in Rob Zombie's Superbeast.

Dormin: "The price you pay may be heavy indeed..."
Wander: "That doesn't matter."

All that for a dead bitch!? Wander's so fucking hardcore. He'd better get pussy after this.

Wander by Wander January 28, 2008

Wander 

1. Not Giving a Fuck what your boss thinks
2. Great teacher

history of the word is based on the Teacher John Wander of Downers Grove North. His teaching style is not based on expectations of his boss but rather the expectations of his students.

"nah i pulled a Wander and told my boss to go to hell"

2."hey did you get any Wanders in your schedule?"

Wander by Caldie May 2, 2008

Wander 

Masturbating under water. Generally in very cold water.

I went down to the creek and wandered hard core.

Wander by Colonel King Hit June 30, 2011

Wander 

A Wander is a person who is sexist, homophobic, fatphobic, a hypocrite, and basically just an all-around scumbag created from the dregs of a cesspool from hell. Their integrity and basic human decency seemed to be existent at first, but quickly withered away.

Person 1: Bro did you hear about that guy who was revealed to be an incel?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a real Wander, isn’t he?

Wander by junior_c September 8, 2020

Wander 

another word for wonder, just more fun to say tbh

claire: *walks in random places*
Emily: Stop wandering around!!

Wander by the best person ever :) May 11, 2022

wander over

To walk a block or less! Sometimes more, even tho it says wander, the person knows where they're going.

That lazy bitch lived 1/2 block from her friend & would Drive her Freakin' car most of the time when she came to visit! When she walked, she said "Maybe I'll wander over in awhile.

wander over by Starchylde June 8, 2016