The over-pimp. A dude that looks almost like a girl, wears sandals, and will bring a bitch back from the dead.
A sexy beast in a girly-boy sort of way, and yet doesn't possess any of the girly actions, emo dialogue, or any desire to cook his food, use the bathroom, drink water, or have seemingly any present sex drive.
The man that was narrating the lyrics in Rob Zombie's Superbeast.
A sexy beast in a girly-boy sort of way, and yet doesn't possess any of the girly actions, emo dialogue, or any desire to cook his food, use the bathroom, drink water, or have seemingly any present sex drive.
The man that was narrating the lyrics in Rob Zombie's Superbeast.
Dormin: "The price you pay may be heavy indeed..."
Wander: "That doesn't matter."
All that for a dead bitch!? Wander's so fucking hardcore. He'd better get pussy after this.
Wander: "That doesn't matter."
All that for a dead bitch!? Wander's so fucking hardcore. He'd better get pussy after this.
by Wander January 28, 2008
1. Not Giving a Fuck what your boss thinks
2. Great teacher
history of the word is based on the Teacher John Wander of Downers Grove North. His teaching style is not based on expectations of his boss but rather the expectations of his students.
2. Great teacher
history of the word is based on the Teacher John Wander of Downers Grove North. His teaching style is not based on expectations of his boss but rather the expectations of his students.
"nah i pulled a Wander and told my boss to go to hell"
2."hey did you get any Wanders in your schedule?"
2."hey did you get any Wanders in your schedule?"
by Caldie May 02, 2008
by Colonel King Hit June 29, 2011
Imagine this senario:
You assertively walk into another room, you are focused, you have a purpose. People stop and stare because they can see you are not taking silver; small animals scurry with fervour away from your approaching footsteps; the clock ticks one last time....
You enter the room, you have reached your destination, the treasure is almost within your grasp; you can almost taste it, you want it oh so bad.
But then...
You have absolutely no idea what you were looking for or why you got off of your hot arse in the first place.
You retrace your steps; try ever so hard to remember what you were even doing, and just keep drawing blanks.
You have just experienced 'The Wanders'
You assertively walk into another room, you are focused, you have a purpose. People stop and stare because they can see you are not taking silver; small animals scurry with fervour away from your approaching footsteps; the clock ticks one last time....
You enter the room, you have reached your destination, the treasure is almost within your grasp; you can almost taste it, you want it oh so bad.
But then...
You have absolutely no idea what you were looking for or why you got off of your hot arse in the first place.
You retrace your steps; try ever so hard to remember what you were even doing, and just keep drawing blanks.
You have just experienced 'The Wanders'
Sandy: What are you looking for Bella?
Bella: Huh?
Sandy: Fair enough
Bella: Sorry boganface, just got the wanders
Sandy: It happens; maybe if you smoke a few Jades you will remember what the fuck you were looking for
Bella: Nah, i got it now; have you seen my lilac dolphin dildo?
Sandy: Ummm... yeah, Im keeping it warm for you
Bella: You are a sick fuck Sandy; definately time for treasure now
Bella: Huh?
Sandy: Fair enough
Bella: Sorry boganface, just got the wanders
Sandy: It happens; maybe if you smoke a few Jades you will remember what the fuck you were looking for
Bella: Nah, i got it now; have you seen my lilac dolphin dildo?
Sandy: Ummm... yeah, Im keeping it warm for you
Bella: You are a sick fuck Sandy; definately time for treasure now
by Luke Warm September 05, 2008
by Anonymous person..... October 24, 2015
“Johnny never feels more wanderful than when he’s in the middle of a long-planned road trip to a new destination.”
by SalvyZ February 03, 2020
walking around aimlessly, trying not to appear mentally ill, pretending to be boss, but actually you hate life and feel stuck. you go places randomly for whatever reason to feel better about yourself.
friend: "where you going?"
me: "gonna go wandering around town"
friend: "ok man, try not to look like a creep"
me: "gonna go wandering around town"
friend: "ok man, try not to look like a creep"
by tiredbrokenrecord June 08, 2016