walld

walld : like shook, gone, shocked, or done

“did you see stacy’s story?! bitch i’m walld”

by justinsgirl May 15, 2018

great wall of china

when someone slaps one of your balls real hard

Howd it go with that girl last night? Amazing, she gave me a great wall of china, I'm still sore!

by Rannigan May 7, 2022

The William Wallace

How to perform “The William Wallace”

Step 1: Buy a hooker
Step 2: Feed her a burrito
Step 3: Engage the hooker in conversation, allowing the burrito to digest
Step 4: Engage in an act of anal fisting with the hooker, with her being on the receiving end
Step 5: Reach deep and grab a handful of excrement
Step 6: Paint your face with the excrement in a manner similar to Mel Gibson’s in “Braveheart”
Step 7: Ride the hooker like a steed while yelling “freedom”.

Congratulations, you now know how to perform “The William Wallace”

Alan: Oh man, I had the greatest time in Las Vegas this New Years!
Devin: Oh nice, what did you do?
Alan: Oh you know the usual, liquor, gambling, videotaped and took turns with Max doing the William Wallace. We also went sight seeing

by Maskalawia July 11, 2014

The God Wall

1. The point in a rational discussion or debate in which one side's argument is ultimately found to rely on one's belief in God or a particular dogmatic religious tenet. This is known as the God Wall, or the point where reason, logic, evidence, and empirical observations smash futilely against the ironclad stance of faith with little to no persuasive impact on the argument or position being discussed.

2. A protective shield or mental block used by religious believers to ward off any and all arguments used against their faith-based worldview.

"So why don't you think that Gay marriage is acceptable?"

"Because homosexuality is a sin, it’s not natural, and marriage should just be for heterosexual couples who want to start a family."

"But homosexuality occurs in most species, and scientists have shown us that its occurrence is a near universal phenomenon in nature. Further, mental health professionals have found that same sex couples make perfectly adequate parents and you don't have to be married to have a loving family. Why do you support discrimination against a minority group?"

"Oh, well, it’s God's law and He's all knowing and infallible. Plus, it’s in the Bible."

“Ahh, I seem to have backed you up against the God Wall in this conversation since my well reasoned arguments based in logic and evidence have had no impact on your stance."

"I'll pray for you, you heathen sinner."

by Argyle311 June 10, 2012

Great Wall of China

A hard smack in the balls

How was the party last night?
It was a great time! I got schwifty and Mary-Kate gave me a Great Wall of China!

by Whiskeydemon May 7, 2022

Waldork

n. Anyone who is or has been a student at a Waldorf School or a Steiner School (if you are in Europe. )
No matter how long one has gone to a Waldorf School, they are still a Waldork

Phoebe is a Waldork, she can knit a sock while unicycling backwards .
Chris is a Waldork, has been attending a Waldorf School since he was 4 years old.

by Queen of Waldorks June 21, 2016

wallace presentation

A variation on the "middle finger" obscene gesture. The wrist is cocked at a 90 degree angle and only the middle finger is extended straight in the air. Generally considered to be a more elegant way to express "<screw> you".

Steve and Mike gave Andy the Wallace Presentation when Andy asked them to pick up the tab.

by Shames October 11, 2015